tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82823416466033628582024-03-05T06:35:04.878-08:00Run Through The JungleScot MacLarenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05624608897364762198noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8282341646603362858.post-36775441730861982932013-07-19T15:23:00.001-07:002013-07-19T16:50:02.277-07:00 Tragic bus accident, Lano, Savai'i, Samoa 06.07.2013<h4>
Lano, Savai'i, Samao. July 6th, 2013</h4>
The rain was heavy the previous night, and there was a thunderstorm. I got up for breakfast and met the others, our fale had been hit worse than Janas, the beds were a bit damp. I had had a dry sleep. The rain continued. About midday, a bunch of small buses pulled into the fales. He told us the road was blocked in both directions due to heavy rain causing flooding and blocking the roads. I asked Jana and Lotta if they wanted to investigate, Lotta refused but Jana said yes. We went off into the pouring rain, about 1km down the road. We got to where the river runs under the road, but instead of a road there was a raging torrent. People were standing about on both sides just looking at it. We took some pictures and generally larked about.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The state of the road</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Crossing by foot was impossible, even for the locals</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sensible</td></tr>
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We met a guy who owned the house next to the river called Sai and chatted with him a bit.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sai and the flooding in front of his house. River is to the right of the pic</td></tr>
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The traffic began to pile up on both sides of the blockage.<br />
The next thing a bus attempted the crossing. Jana was yelling at me to take a picture and I was trying to get the camera onto video mode. What happened next was a disaster. The bus got about 3/4 of the way across, but the current was too strong, and it slid towards the lower edge of the road. At this point people started screaming. There was a drop of about 1m from road to river, and as the bus went in it turned on its roof.<br />
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At this point I put the camera down, covered up because of the rain, and started heading towards the seafront where everything was being dragged to. The bus did another 90 degree roll so the roof was now facing me, and the force of the water ripped the roof off, exposing the people inside like terrified sardines in a can. People started jumping out left right and centre, the more able were able to scramble to the banks of the river, the less able were dragged out by the terrific current. I ran to the sea edge and waded in, looking for someone to help. There were a lot of people in the water, tourists and Samoan, many joined in to help. I saw an old samoan woman waving at me from another 20m out, I was already about 60m out.Luckily the water never got beyond chest height. A Samoan already had her by one side, so I got on the other, her arm around my shoulder. The woman was delirious and moaned constantly, and kept looking on the verge of unconsciousness. Her head kept lolling forward into the water, so I was half supporting her head and half carrying her, and trying to get her to put her feet on the floor, which sort of half worked. At some point during this I realised the arm around me had big hole in it. I now know what is meant by the term ragged flesh. It was horrible. Strangely it didnt seem to be bleeding to badly, but maybe I just couldnt see because of the water. We couldnt walk up the current it was too strong, so we had to go out to the side. We eventually got her to the steep rocks, where four strong samoans carried her up, At this point I noticed her other other arm was visibly broken, just below the elbow.I remember one of the Samoans pulling her wrist from her elbow, I guess he was trying to straighten it out, I winced. I scanned the sea again, but getting the old woman out had been so slow that there appeared to be no-one left. I climbed up to survey the damage. I had kept checking the coast for Jana, but she had been nowhere to be seen. The house next door belonging to Sai had been turned into a first aid station. Out the back I found Jana who was tending to a white girl who seemed in a bad way. Turns out she was German, so it was comforting for her to have Jana there She was white as a sheet and shivering. She had blood running from her head. Jana seemed to be doing a good job. I spied my camera behind her. From the time of the bus going in the water until the end of the movie it took was 15 minutes. I cant remember if I stopped it or if it stopped itself. I went on to the house to see what was going on. The old woman seemed to be in the worst condition, she was being cared for by some Samoans. I found out later that one of the woman present was a nurse. Everybody else either seemed to be in shock, have minor wounds and possibly a suspected closed broken bone here and there. I suddenly remembered I had a basic first aid kit back at the fale. I told Jana what I was doing and ran back to get it. The water was almost knee deep on the roads at some point. I had been barefoot for the entire time. I was never very good at walking on the jaggy road, but it didnt seem to matter too much this time. I got back the fales where life had been continuing as normal. I told the group, perhaps not audibly enough, that they should get their shoes on and follow me to help, there had been a terrible accident. I made sure Lotta heard me. She got ready and I found the first aid kit. We jogged back and on the way I told Lotta the situation. She started to cry and said she didnt know if she would able to handle it. I took her by the hand and told her she was going to be fine. We arrived at the house, having to wade through thigh deep water to get to it. I spread the first aid contents on a table and not sure what to do first, I offered ibuprofen to those obviously in pain. I said to Lotta maybe she should take the disinfectant and start administering it to cuts. She did this like a star, administered small bandages and generally had a great bedside manner. Jana was also now inside with the injured german girl Tina and was busy bandaging up her head and talking softly to her. I surveyed the scene and everything seemed to be generally under control. The scene was actually surprisingly calm. I took this to mean that everything WAS under control and that no-one was obviously missing or dead. I helped get the old lady on to her back with a bunch of others. She was much quieter now, I wasnt sure how to interpret that, but she generally seemed calmer. It was still raining heavily outside. We heard the ambulance crews were on route, and after maybe 45 minutes, Lotta and I decided to return to the beach fales and leave Jana with Tina. We expected to be able to return to some sort of calm and take stock, but it wasn't to be. It was all kicking off at the fales too.<br />
Part of the flow of the flood was coming directly past the main building, eating the sand away from underneath it. The corner of the building looked in serious danger of collapse.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Not good</td></tr>
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Additionally the beach had been eaten away under half of our our fale (Lottas and mine) and the stilts it rests on looked dangerously exposed. I didnt know how deep they went, but just over a metre of beach was missing and I figured it couldnt be much more before they went over.<br />
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Additionally the whole front courtyard, parking area was badly flooded. I couldn't believe it.<br />
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I realised then that the flooding was more serious than I had estimated, and that actually we were all in danger. The luggage had all been moved by the the other guests from the fales to the main building, which, with the exception of our fale, looked in the most serious trouble, and was certainly the most dangerous. As we arrived, people were starting to realise the danger the house was in. Suddenly the owner barked something, and we were moving all the tables and bags to the opposite side of the building. The entire front of the building is open, the roof is supported by concrete pillars. It was starting to look like some sort of precarious refugee camp. I checked the weather forecast on my phone and found that rain was predicted for the next couple of days. I smoked and contemplated. there was few ways out, boat would actually be the best way. The road was blocked on both sides. Peope started slowly to get into action, a few of the boys, both Samoans and tourists, started trying to redirect the torrent of water from the house, using debris and corrugated iron. A dam was erected at the front gate to try, with limited success, to stem the flow of water. An operation was also started to divert the water away from the toilet block. At this point I met the owner, who looked curiously unperturbed by the days events so far. We had a quick conversation and he said come, come. His sister was lying in the back room with a badly swollen wrist. She had movement in the fingers so I dont think it was broken,but she was clearly in a lot of pain. She had been on the bus, I recognised her from the triage. I had no idea she was there. I called Lotta and together we got the only cold things we could find, bottles of water from the fridge and Lotta set about arranging them around her wrist. We didnt administer anymore painkillers as she told us she had had some, and seeing as there had been a nurse present at triage we didnt know the strength of what she had already received, or what. I left Lotta to it, but told her if she heard the building creaking or groaning to get everybody out the closed rooms asap, as the building was unstable. I had already tried to talk the owner into it, but like I say, he seemed fairly non-plussed. I returned outside and helped with the effort of digging channels to keep the water away from the toilet block and causing further damage to the beach and therefore the fales. The boys digging round the house seemed to have a plan and I left them to it. The corner of the house was slowly subsiding and by this point the corner was starting to break.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Makeshift barrier was set up to stop people getting too close</td></tr>
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Half the concrete stairs had already fallen off due to there no longer being anything underneath them and the black and white checkered floor surface was noticeably broken. Assisted by a Samoan girl I set about filling a washing up bowl with sand and using it to create a new channel for the water. There were others doing the same. After a while I decided to move outside the partially effective perimeter dam and try to stem the flow from that side. That would leave us only stagnant water to deal with afterwards. I took my bowl outside and started doing the same thing again, trying to block up the holes enough so the water would eventually flow round the toilet block and straight into the existing gully on the other side. I did this for about half an hour and in the meantime saw Lotta and a string of followers moving the injured woman across the street to the safer building, much to my relief. She had finally managed to talk them into it. Passers by smiled and probably wondered what the hell I was doing. I noticed that the waster was starting to subside, the rain had stopped about the time I changed sides. By the time I was done, the flow towards the fales had stopped and the road was already noticeably better. Unless the rains came again, the situation had stabilised. I called a day and returned to the main building, the washing bowl more a ribbon of broken plastic now than a washing bowl. We all stood around, and took stock; a bond had been formed between us all. The fear was noticeably reduced. The corner of the building was now a gaping chasm where the floor had given way. Remarkably, the roof was still holding. I asked the owner if I could get beers and waters for us all from the fridge and he said yes, so I filled a crate and we all got stuck in. At this point my thoughts returned to Jana, who still hadn't showed up back at the fales. I told Lotta I was going back to find her and she joined me. We walked the kilometre down the road again, back to the accident site. The bus was in the river, the right way up, with no roof. The slogan across the side of the bus "Paradise in Heaven" seemed like a cruel joke. There were still people milling about and cars had started to cross the previously uncrossable river again. There were two ambulances parked, and we could see the ambulance people in hi-vis gear. We deposited our beers on the street before going into the triage area, as Lotta pointed out it seemed like bad taste to waltz in with beers. Jana was still there tending the german, who looked much better. Jana was shivering with cold as she was still wet. We found her a change of clothes. I gave her a cigarette and a hug, and told her that whatever else she may fear, it didnt matter. She had been strong when it counted the most and I was proud of her. Our timing was good, as the ambulance people were ready to take the worst of the injured. The old woman was stretchered into the ambulance and Jana went with Tina to the hospital. I scribbled down my NZ number in case she needed to contact us, the only number I knew by heart. It seemed like the story was over. On our way back to the fale, Robbie and Anna, a couple who had been there the first couple of nights drove past, all smiles, blissfully unaware. We filled them in and told them we wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible. They said they were going north and were happy to take us. We jumped at the chance. We headed back to the fale and packed quickly. The owners wife came out from the building and asked how many beers we have had. I was half-dreading this, that we (I) would have to pay for the beers that we took, after helping to save their livelihoods. I ignored the subsequent discussion as everybody grumbled and dug around for change. I got my stuff together until Andy turned around and asked me, hey Scott what did the owner did you say to you? All eyes turned expectedly to me and i said the owner said I could take the beers. His wife said did he say for free? And I said no, but he said I could take them. At this point I think her consciounce got the better of her and she said ah ok, you dont have to pay and gave everybody their money back. After that though the owners were shit for me. The owner himself had done precious little to help, and his wife had helped erect the perimeter dam, but that was about it. Im struggling to remember if they ever properly said thanks.We got in the car, and that was the first time I had stopped moving and thinking since the accident. My spirits crashed and I became quiet and morose. I basically stayed that way the whole evening, the whole incident kept replaying in my head. Most prominently the old womans face and moaning, the state of her arms, and seeing all the people in the bus as the roof was ripped off.I was nonetheless happy to be out of there and as we pulled up to Reginas Beach Fales in Manase, it seemed like a haven of tranquility and I was happy to be there. We talked with the host and told her about our experiences. She shed a tear, as she knew Tina and told us of two Australian girls who had also been on the bus. We hadn't met and didn't know what had happened to them. We sat around and Lotta told the tale to the other guests. We met Roberta again, who had left on the previous bus to the crashed bus from Joelan. After dinner I pretty much went to bed. Lotta came shortly after and we discussed the whole thing again. Andy sent me a msg to say Jana was safely back at Joelan. We talked briefly on the phone, and although she was badly shaken, she was OK.<br />
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The following day I found out that two little girls died in the accident. 12 and 5, related and from the same village. Sai was one of the unfortunate people to find the bodies. Tina eventually made it safely back to Germany after being taken care of by the German consul in Apia for just over a week. The driver was badly injured and the police are waiting for a new crimes act with harsher punishments before starting the legal process. He will most probably be charged with either manslaughter or murder and face life in jail. </div>
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<br />Scot MacLarenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05624608897364762198noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8282341646603362858.post-59432878356444756172013-07-14T13:16:00.001-07:002013-07-19T15:31:47.608-07:00Samoa<br />
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Day 1 Apia 1st July<br />
Arrival in Samoa evoked memories of my first arrival in Thailand...the smell of the thick warm air was welcome after the biting cold of NZ. Men in samoan shirts and lavalavas greet you at the baggage carousel with little ditties on their guitars. I found myself grinning for no reason, it felt good to be back in the tropics! I was waiting for Lotta to contact me, although it wasnt for certain that she would. Upon arrival I found I couldnt pick up a local network on my NZ SIM anyway, so i figured I was going to have to wing it. I had three addresses written down, and decided upon the Tatiana motel. I was approached by a dude after the usual offers of taxi, asking where I was going. I said a friend was coming to pick me up. He disappeared saying he would return. He came back and I told him my name, he said at this point ah yes yes he had been looking for me, a woman had told him to collect a blonde man. I thought the chances that thiswas Lotta was slim, I couldnt get anymore details out of him, but he was heading to Tatiana anyway so I jumped in. there were two young aussie girls in the shuttle too, who are possibly the only two girls I have heard discussing video games in depth. they barely even bothered to look out the window..bizarre. My first impressions of Samoa were a little like Burma. Due to the lack of streetlighting you could never see far beyond the main road. The houses were mainly open, with concrete floors and roofs supported by pillars but no, or few, walls. Not all but many. Also there were larger "houses" of the same style that were clearly meeting points of some kind. It was a little like driving into Rangoon but tidier and less urban. Anyway we arrived at the promised destination and the taxi driver dropped me off with a evil laugh and told me to behave myself. I had no idea what I should think now. However approaching Tatiana a woman appeared from the shadows and said "Hi Scott" with a smile. Bingo! Lady Luck shone upon me there, it was lucky the driver and I had found each other and even luckier I had decided to trust him. Lotta turned up 5 minutes later having collected dinner for the two of us. The motel was very run down, but it did the job and was reasonably clean. We decided to head for a beer but were too late to catch a bar. We got a taxi to the nearest shop and got a couple of bottles of the local brew, Vailima. It is named after the village of Vailima, where Robert Louis Stevenson also had his house, also named Vailima! The name Vailima literally means Water-Five. Why, I do not know. An early night was had and Lotta and me settled into sleep, excited with the anticipation of the forthcoming adventures.<br />
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Day 2 Apia 2nd July<br />
We had both heard that Savai'i was the nicer of Samoas two main islands (although there are ten in total), the other being Upolu, where Apia is situated. So we decided that we would head off the next day and get the ferry to Savai'i at 2pm.<br />
We headed into town after breakfast for a look around and for me to get a haircut, buy beach shorts and flip-flops. there was the usual indoor clothes markets with stalls and stalls of very similar clothes. We dotted about town taking in the sights, of which we saw er, none. We searched quite hard for cheap food too, we eventually found it in the form of a chicken leg and wing for WST3.50 (tala is the samoan currency) which is about £1.25 for a big ol' slab of chicken. We basked in our success at finding cheap food, we had not seen anything under WST12 up until that point. We had made a resolution on the first night that we were going to try and keep the budget tight, Lotta had to anyway and me by choice, after the guilt caused by the amount of money I blew in Nelson combined with the desire to travel for as long as possible.<br />
Unfortunately we missed the bus by seconds and spent half an hour waiting for it to come when it had just already been. We could have taken a taxi, but it would have cost a pretty penny at about ten times the price of the bus. We decided to stay another night in Apia and then catch the bus in the morning...which worked out nicely anyway because we would arrive nice and early and have time to find ourselves somewhere nice to stay. We decided to hit the bar after missing the bus so we ended up in a sports bar just up the road which was empty when we turned up. The woman behind the counter was lovely though and chatted away to us. We played some pool and darts and had a curry. I drank too much, think I managed 7 beers down me, and I still had my Nelson tolerance on so it wasnt making much difference...just damaging the wallet....first slip in the budget watching. The bar filled up eventually with mostly older Samoan dudes who minded their own business. Day 3 Apia,Upolu - Lano, Savai'i 3rd JulyOur first bus journey in Samoa...little did we know what an important part of our Samoan adventures buses would play. It was reminiscent of bus journeys in Belize. The buses are wider in the top than in the bottom and basically have a metal chassis with a wooden roof and walls. Hard wooden seats was in contrast to the old American school buses in Belize though which had big deeply padded seats. The buses are mostly brightly painted with bits of decoration of all over like eagles and flags etc. Most have slogans down the side and the front, some of them of a Christian slant. Samoa is a devout Christian nation, with about seven different variations on Christianity including the Mormons. When you see a grand building in Samoa, the chances are it's a church. They vary greatly in style and grandeur. The drivers play their music loud and proud, and its usually the same CD, with awful digitized vocals and drum effects, and they have massive speakers with subs front and back. There is precious little space for luggage, so backpacks are always a challenge. they usually end up getting rammed between the driver and the front passenger seat, just shy of getting in the way of him changing gears. There is a wonderfully undocumented self-organizing chaos in the seating arrangements. There are almost never enough seats on Samoan buses. Basically women and foreigners (so called palangi) in Samoa sit at the front. Old people and foreigners almost always have a seat. Kids can end up on sitting on just about any womans lap including foreigners. Both Lotta and Roberta ended up with kids on their laps at some point. I ended up with Lotta on my lap and a chicken in a bag, in a box between my feet at one point. Men sit at the back. When people get on the bus, people start to rearrange themselves, usually without a word, to maintain the seating priority and order It all makes for a jolly ride, including the tropical scenery whizzing by. With lightened hearts we arrived at the ferry ready for our trip to Savai'i.<br />
The ferry proved to be more comfortable and spacious than i expected with an air-conditioned lower deck with aircon, and a covered upper deck for sightseeing. The journey was about an hour. Lotta had the final destination in mind, I think a friend recommended it, so we jumped on another bus and headed to Joelan beach fales, Lano beach. Fale is the Samoan word for house, but beach fale is the number one type of tourist accomodation here, its basically a wooden frame, no walls, with coconut leaf roofs and blinds out of the same material that can be pulled down in sections if privacy is desired. Usually two mattresses, mozzie nets and maybe a light is your lot. Its a very romantic, airy and depending on the view, spectacular type of accomodation! We arrived at joelan and it looked lovely. I wasn't immediately overly impressed, I think I was expecting something more along the lines of Tobacco Caye in Belize, but that is a high bar to set. We dawdled about and went for a swim in the ocean, spitting distance from our fale. The owner didn't exactly impress us with her welcoming skills either, she basically wrote us in the book and took our money. This wasn't the last time she disappointed us. Didn't even point out where the toilets were, but then hey, you'll figure it out when you need to go, right?<br />
The standard fare for tourist accommodation out here is two or three meals included with the accomodation, for the princely average sum of £30 a night. No bad. This aint Asia baby. The quality of the food is pretty good, breakfast is usually toast and fruit (coconut, papaya - oh the papaya here! - and breadfruit being the main ones) and dinner is usually chicken or fresh fish straight out the sea, with taro, the main carbs beside rice here, a root vegetable with a bland taste. This country really is the bounty island cliche, one of the few places on earth where everybody has enough to eat. Even as a tourist you can knock coconuts off trees for yourself, assuming they're within the accommodation boundaries, and theyre almost always is, because theyre everywhere, and sometimes bananas are provided free and plentiful. Nobody goes hungry in Samoa!<br />
Anyway we settled in and got to know the guests, a really nice bunch. A swiss couple and a ozzie and dutch couple, and a couple of other randoms. Later on a couple we got to know as Andy and Jana turned up. They kept themselves to themselves on the first night. We played cards and had a couple of beers but nothing heavy. Later on as we were going to bed Andy and a japanese girl Kanako were getting close. Jana was attractive and at this point I realised they weren't a couple.<br />
Day 4 Lano July 4th<br />
Up in the morning and I saw Jana on the beachfront practicing her stick swinging skills. I walked up and introduced myself and we went for a swim together. She's young, good-looking and boisterous, I liked her straight away. Meanwhile Lotta was getting friendly with the dogs in the area, she's a regular Dr. Dolittle. Put a little scrawny cat in front of her and she melts. We went for a walk to the shop to get beer and were accompanied by no less than 5 dogs trotting along beside us. They would keep the other dogs at bay, and get into the occasional scrap with the other dogs. Our own security patrol! Lotta and I hired snorkels from the fale owner, but they were in such bad condition as to be unusable. Both masks and snorkels were covered in mould and when you breathed throughh the snorkel you could taste it. We managed to cobble together two decent sets by asking the fale owner next door if we could hire theirs. The snorkelling is generaly not great around Savai'i, permanently shallow water makes for tricky navigation, and I didnt see a single big fish the time I spent on Savai'i. Other than that we messed about on the beach and generally enjoyed beach life. Later on I dragged Jana into the water again and we sat and talked at a little beach. That night we had a couple beers again and played cards. Andy joined us this time and it turned into a later night for me, the UNO cards came out and a little wacky baccy was smoked. <br />
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Day 5 Lano July 5th<br />
Lotta went into town to try and get some money out. I looked for Jana to try and get her into the water again (not always easy!), but she was nowhere to be seen. I didnt realise she had gone to town with Lotta. I lay about until they came back then we had a nice day just all swimming, sunbathing and hanging out. We ended up in the water with a school class of local kids at one point, and as the kids thronged around the two blond girls asking the usual barrage of questions and touching hair and skin, I played catch the coconut in the water with some of the boys. The money mission had unfortunately been unsuccessful, but it wasn't such a tragedy, I still had some spare cash. That night we did the usual, played cards and drank a couple of beers. Jana decided to go to bed and seconds later we heard a scream. A big dirty rat had been feeding on some open food left foolishly lying in the fale, and Jana had freaked out. Jana was scared of thunder, rats, dogs, lagoons, I cant even remember what else. She came back to the the table as Andy, Kanako the japanese girl and I continued to play cards. eventually I realised Jana was at the table because she was too scared to go back to the fale. I offered her my bed in the fale with Lotta and went to sleep in hers.<br />
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Day 6 Lano July 6th<br />
For this days events, the day of the bus accident, see:<br />
<a href="http://runthruthejungle.blogspot.com/2013/07/tragic-bus-accident-lano-savaii-samoa.html" target="_blank">http://runthruthejungle.blogspot.com/2013/07/tragic-bus-accident-lano-savaii-samoa.html</a><br />
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Day 7 July 7th Manase<br />
Sunday. In Sunday a few things happen in Samoa, but only a few. Everybody goes to church about 10am-ish. They have a traditional Sunday lunch, called an Umu. It can be several things, but the cooking method is always the same. Dried coconut husks are set in a mound with stones scattered between them. The hot stones are later spread on the ground and the food to be cooked is laid among the stones. Suckling pig is also sometimes on offer, I joy I have yet to experience. Afer that, basically nothing happens, working is forbidden, even going out and paddling about in canoes is forbidden. Walking between villages is also forbidden. It is a day of rest a la Switzerland, but stricter and often enforced. Foreigners (palangi) are given some leeway, but if the village chiefs catch their residents doing anything of that sort, they have to pay a fine.<br />
Our host had invited us the previous night to church and for an umu. Church seemed appropriate after the previous days events, and we had heard the singing is quite powerful, so we accepted.<br />
The morning found me in better spirits. After breakfast and lying about in the sun we first visited the two Samoans across the road preparing the umu. They showed us the preparation of coconut cream inside the talo leaf, which is then wrapped in another type of leaf whose name escapes me. We were told the palangi always find it delicious, I was looking forward to it. Their house was surrounded on 3 sides by pretty dense jungle, they had obviously cut out that little patch just for themselves. Chickens and pigs, as usual, ran free, snuffling about. We got to know Roberta better, we were already hatching half plans to spend the rest of the girls time in Samoa together, as it turned out both Lotta and Roberta had the same flight home. The bad news was that the fale owner came to us and said two little girls were confirmed dead in the bus crash. Up to this point I had thought the worst off were Tina the german and the old woman. That was depressing news. Additionally, she thought two old men were still missing.<br />
With that sorry news we went off to church.<br />
The church was quite an impressive affair. Over 100 years old, an imposing white and blue building. We had been told it was one of the most impressive churches on the island. The men generally wore white suit jackets and white lavalavas (basically a length of cloth fashioned into a simple skirt, im waering one as I write this). The women were more varied, dresses of all shapes and colours. The choir sat at the front. The pastor started with a little English for us "Welcome to Samoa. We hope you enjoy the beautiful people. And also quite good-looking". That was the last of the English though. It was a typically Catholic service with singing, sermon, and call and return between pastor and the faithful. What wasn't typical, was the music. Acoustically the church was great. The background music for the hymns was the same awfully produced stuff that we heard on the buses. The singing over the top of it was quite something. The men had deep rich voices, and the harmonies with the women were sometimes excellent. A couple of times we all had to stop ourself from applauding at the end of a song! The highlight of the service for me was the carrying of the bible from the back of the church to the front. At this point the background music took on a classic dance beat, boom boom boom boom, which seemed so inappropriate I had to stop myself from laughing. The pastor(?) walked slowly with the book held high over his head to the front of the church.<br />
The service went on 20 minutes shy of me falling asleep, which seems about right. For part of it we were entertained by two kids a couple of rows in front intermittently slapping each other on the back of the head. We went back to find lunch on the table, I had actually expected to be sitting around with the villagers eating, but it turned out not to be that way. At some point in the day it came out that I had a video. An old feller staying there suggested I give it to the police. I said I thought they had enough eye-witness statements, Anyway the owners got wind of this, and certainly not for the last time, I showed the video to the entire family multiple times while they watched and discussed it and recorded the video with their mobile phones. The old fella suggested again about the police, and the owner agreed so the police were called, but strangely couldnt be bothered to come out themselves, so I would have to go and visit them if I wanted to hand over the video. This would involve going round the island the long way to get to our planned next destination, but I agreed to do it, I could also nip back to Joelans and pick up the stuff we had missed when we packed so quick the day previously, including Lottas only shoes, her expensive watch and my headlight. We agreed to go our separate ways in the morning, Lotta and Roberta would go the short way, and me the long way, and I would meet them there.<br />
That night Lotta went to bed fairly early and Roberta and I sat up and played cards (Spit, Machiavelli) until the beer was all gone in the wee hours of the morning. Latest night I had had in a while!<br />
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Day 8 July 8th Manase-Falealupo<br />
Up for brekkers and it was time to hit the road. Lotta and Roberta were westbound across the northern coastal road to the northwestern tip, i was east bound and all the way round the island to end up at the same destination. Savai'i is the third biggest island in the South Pacific after New Zealand and Hawai'i, so we are not talking a one hour trip ;)<br />
It was an interesting feeling walking out of Manase with my backpack on, not sure I've ever walked out of anywhere, cycled yes, bus, train, taxi, yes. But walked? Anyway I'd probably walked about a kilometre when I decided i was going to hitch the first leg. The third car stopped after I changed my tactic from simply sticking my thumb out to turning round and showing my face and then sticking my thumb out, probably obvious to those who have hitchhiked before. A nice family picked me up and I squeezed in. The bus story came up, so the video came out. We discussed that and then had a fairly quiet journey the rest of the way. They dropped me at Joelans and it felt strange going back. There was no-one around, except a couple of staff. I got my stuff back. The corner of the house seemed in even worse shape than before. I left and walked towards the scene of the accident. The bus had been removed, and there were two boys picking amongst the rocks, obviously looking for lost treasures for the wrong reasons or right. I was chatting to them when Sai came out his house, the house that had been used for the first aid station. Jana and I had been chatting to him just before it all happened. I don't remember seeing him again after that. He recognised me straight away and greeted me like an old friend. He was very grateful for the help and said any time I come back to Savai'i I can come and live with him for free. He filled me in on a lot of details of the accident. He had been in the search party that found the girls body trapped under the bus, and he had found the other body that washed up on the beach the next day. The driver was badly injured and was in hospital. the two Australian girls had got away, almost without a trace apparently. He had managed to recover Tina's second bag, her camera and bizarrely, the photograph page of her passport. We walked for a couple of km and exchanged contact details at the end. I was really happy to have met him, it gave me some kind of closure. However, it isn't the last time I've thought that.<br />
I hitched a lift on the back of a pickup to the police station in Tuasivi. That was a nice ride!<br />
In the police station, there were lots of police around, apparently doing absolutely nothing. I told them who I was and what I had. The camera came out, the video was shown, the mobile phones came out to record it. Then apparently they remembered who they were, and showed me in to who can only guess was the chief of the precinct. A sterner, more senior man, but what really gave away his status was that he actually appeared to be working. We copied the video over to his PC and he watched it a couple of times. I asked him some questions about the crash, he told me the driver was probably facing life under a new Crimes Act about to come into force. He told me that they weren't sure if the driver had been drunk because chewing gum, a cigarette or even a lungful of water can muddle the test. Pretty sure the driver had at least the latter. Strangely he asked me very few questions, mostly just wanted my contact details and to know why I hadn't filmed the whole incident or taken pictures. He took no statement. I copied the video onto another PC, clearly this one was for the officers' enjoyment. They were jovial and chatty, didnt seem to be particularly engaged in an investigation of any kind! I took my leave and once again headed out on foot. I had half planned to go to the nearby hospital and get some antibiotics and perhaps even bandage my feet, I had a couple of cuts and lacerations that I picked up during the bus accident that didn't seem to want to close or get better. I walked another km or two, waving to children and the like. I jumped on a passing bus which got me to the main busstation. He told me on arrival at the station which bus I needed, in such a manner that I thought I had to rush. I ran over to the bus and sat down pleased in the knowledge I had made it, I was on the right bus and this would be the last leg of the journey before the beach reward at the far end. I sat there for two hours before the bus was so much as started up. Eventually we started making tracks on the two hour bus journey along the southern and western coasts of Savai'i and up towards Falealupo, which means literally House Of Fish in samoan. This was the first time I had ever experienced a quiet bus in Samoa. Roberta starting texting me saying it was paradise where they were. Sweet! As always, speaking to a couple of people on the bus ensured they directed me to get off at the right point. After a long dozy journey which towards the end was littered with signs along the street "Hurricane Evacuation/Assembly point", I arrived and went to the little shop at the top of the 5km road down to the beach. I talked to the samoan woman running the shop who had been brought up in NZ and had returned to Samoa for the easy way of life. She was funny, with a strong Maori english accent. Roberta had phoned me a taxi but it took half an hour to come, and th road was so bad another half an hour passed before I finally made it, but it was worth the wait! Spotless golden beaches, palm trees, our accomodation, a bizarre concrete paved "beach volleyball" court and precious little else. It was instantly relaxing upon arrival. The girls had been there for a couple of hours and we swapped stories about our day, the girls had also had a very interesting and warm hearted day, families that had picked them up hitchhiking had invited them in for food, offered them a bed, etc. They were both buzzing with the combination of the days excitement and the paradise we had arrived at. It really was something else. And it was called Sunset Fales, so our expectations were high for a spectacular sunset. It was really nice to see them again, after only a few hours apart, especially Lotta seeing as we had been more or less always together since the start, I was as excited about meeting them having spent a few hours apart and on our own little adventures as I was about anything. We messed about in the water and paddled about making the most of the good weather. It has been apparently Samoans rainiest dry season since, well forever. I suppose that balances out the fact that all 3 of us were in New Zealand for their driest summer since, well forever. We decided to go to the local shop just about dusk time to get some beers in. We arrived at the shop to find it closed, but as always in Samoa, you are never alone for long, and people began appearing out the shadows, until it felt like they were having a town meeting, and then the shop owner turned up and opened up just for us. We trapsed back to find a rather dry ensemble at the dinner table, two russians and two aucklanders. Ive spent long enough in new zealand to know there is a difference between a kiwi and an aucklander, and these two were just dry and mildly pretentious enough to be in the "Ignore" drawer for me. They were cycling round Samoa. Wasnt long until dinner was served and it was typically good, chicken and fish and even a salad with tuna through it, mmmmeat festival. After that we cracked our beers open and played some cards at the cute beach table with a light in the middle. I spent the night with about 30 moths hovering around me, but with ever day that passes my bug tolerance increases. Moths are anyway not really bugs, just big flappy buggers. We all hit the sack at a respectable time. It always feels about 3 hours later than it is in the night time here, because the sun goes down so early and dinner is usually fairly early. If you reach midnight you were having a good crack at it.<br />
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Day 9 July 9th Falealupo<br />
Nothing to do today but laze about and enjoy the beach and the company. Lovely. We spent most of the day sunbathing. We went to the shop after breakfast, and i decided on a whim I was going to buy superglue to fix the cuts and lacerations on my feet, that I had mainly picked up at the bus accident. I had spent the previous days since the bus accident hobbling about when barefoot and trying to keep my feet dry as possible and out the sand. Everytime going into the water or the sand they werent getting better, and I was trying to live the beach life. I had tried blister plasters to seal them in, as I once had in Thailand, but as in Thailand, it didnt work. In Thailand (actually Burma) I let them get wet, and they puff up. But basically they take ages and the skin doesnt breathee properly, so if you take them off prematurely it rips all the temporary cover away with it, and youre back to square one. So I figured superglue must be the key. And...it was. I cleaned and disinfected all 4 cuts, applied the superglue. within one hour all the throbbing and pain was gone, and I never thought about them again. Cuts are never great in the tropics, especially on your feet. After I had done it I looked up the internet to find out if its a smart idea (that was clever!), and apparently it is :) New essential tropics travelling item added! Along with a knife, a light, wet wipes (not essential but you will always find a use for them) and imodium for the more fluid moments in your digestion. Stops you up good and proper for that bus journey/encounter with a woman when you dont want your bowels letting you down.<br />
Later on, the police turned up at the fales. I said to Lotta half-serious I wonder if they are here for me. They were! They had come to find out if we knew anything about the injured tourists. We told them about Tina who was staying at the German consul in Apia, awaiting "extraction". They asked me for a written statement which I gave them. Once again they asked me no questions and gave me no guidelines as to what exactly they wanted in the statement. They cadged a cigarette off me. I asked them if I could take a photograph of my statement and they misunderstood and got into pose mode around the police car! So I snapped that anyway. They told me I may be called up to court, and they took my email address and said they would make "arrangements". Witness in a Samoan murder/manslaughter case that would be aiming to sentence a man to life! Not sure I really want to be involved in that, but if I'm not half way around the world and the "arrangements" are suitable, I will do it.<br />
That night was the usual, a couple of beers and cards. I ended up stoating about naked at one point much to the girls amusement.<br />
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Day 10 July 10th Falealupo - Manono<br />
Roberta had heard/read about a little island in Samoa called Manono that she wanted to check out. It was going to be a fair travel to get there. It was a 5am start, to get a taxi at 6am up the bumpy road to the main street, then it was a two hours bus journey to get to the ferry to Apia, the 1 hour ferry journey across, another 20 min taxi to the Manono wharf and then a pleasant little journey on a small boat across the always-present lagoons of the South Pacific to get to Manono. Manono turned out to be very rustic and traditional, where the Samoan village-centric way of life was very much in order. At 16:00 every night a bell is rung signalling prayer time, and at this point Samoans are supposed to return to their housesto pray for 45 mins. Walking between the villages ath this time is strictly forbidden. A bell at 16:45 signals the end of the curfew. I was told by a Samoan later that crimes commited in the village are usually dealt with by the chiefs by means of cash fines. After 16:00 it can mean expulsion from the village for years. At 18:00 a shell is blown, signalling dinner. The accomodation was not as nice as previously, still a fale, but with walls and higher up on the hills away from the beach. There was also no beach to speak of, it had all been washed away in one of the recent natural disasters that this area is so prone to. It was 13:00 by the time we arrived so we had been 8hrs on the road and were all a bit shattered. Roberta had the most energy left so after lunch she went for a walk round the (small) island. Lotta and me put our heads down and didnt surface until shortly before 16:00 when the owners had planned a snorkelling trip out to the reef. The snorkelling wasnt bad, but not great, I think I'm spoilt by Indonesia and the Ghillie Islands! The evening proved to be more entertaining. After dinner we went for a walk along the cute village path to the shop. It was turning to dusk at this point. Within 5 minutes we had a throng of 4 village kids accompanying us, laughing and asking us questions about our families. They are usually surprised by our relative lack of siblings, 6-8 kids in one family is the norm here. I ended up racing the kids down the winding, dusky village path, steaming past surprised locals. A couple more kids joined us when they saw the fun we were having. We took some pictures in front of where the village was drying out coconut husks in prep for fuel. Was the highlight of the day! We went back and settled into our usual routine of cards and beer. The fishermen brought in the nights catch at some point and we all had a gander. The girls were starting to feel the last night holiday blues a little, especially Roberta. Just as we were about to turn in when Ace the fisherman turned up with a raw fish and asked if we would like to try. I said yes, and it was really good, like a fine salmon. I think it was called "Umbi". Lotta tried a little too despite having just brushed her teeth.<br />
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Day 11 - July 11th - Manono-Apia<br />
Up for breakfast and then straight back on to the little boat, we had wanted to stay a little longer, but they asked us to leave earlier because they had a pickup at 10am. I wasnt too fussed because there was nothing going on there anyway.<br />
Back to Apia and Tatiana motel. I had booked myself into a different hotel for the next couple of nights, a good couple of steps up for only $10USD more a night. Stuff it. I wanted to regather my thoughts and decide what I was going to do next. I was considering American Samoa and Tonga. Rarotonga is too touristy as is Fiji as well as being pricey. But first I had to find out if the elusive Camp Samoa existed. I had seen this website back in NZ for it, its a WWOOFing place near Apia where you can work for very cheap accomodation. They also have a program called SWAP, Samoan Web Ambassador Program, which entails photojournalism and writing up a website about Samoan culture. It all sounded very interesting. I phoned the guy when we got to Tatianas. He said he was close and popped by for a chat. He was a very strange character indeed. He talked alot, listened little, and had a generally very negative attitude. He went on about how Samoa was brutal and he didnt think twice about punching a Samoan if one gave him lip. He told us proudly how he beat his dogs and they were the happiest dogs in Samoa. Bullshit. He basically bad mouthed the locals, and then in the same breath tell us how much he wanted to promote their lifestyle and increase tourism traffic, he was friends with the Prime Minister and I would get to meet him etc etc. He seemed an intelligent but cold and confused character. He has written a couple of books about Samoa. He had a high opinion of me, perhaps because I had shown interest in the program, but in the same breath also slighted the girls, saying they would never know the real Samoa, but I would get to know everything. The more he talked the less I realised I wanted to learn from this guy. He left and left a cloud of mild depression behind him. He brought all of us down. I couldnt talk I was so bewildered by this character who seemed on the surface to be doing so much good, but had a thoroughly nasty undercurrent. Plus the program sounded great. Did I go for it and suffer him? Couldnt decide. He left and we moved to my new digs, which was loooovely. A little oasis in Apia, a garden, a pool, hot showers (!), proper reception with staff around to do your bidding. We hadnt exactly been roughing it, but it was nonetheless nice to be back in civilization. We spent a couple of hours copying each others photographs. After that we headed into Apia for cold beers and pizza, ah civilization! There was even a live band playing. The pizza took over an hour to come and by the time it did we were all half oiled after only a couple of small export strength beers, guessed at 6.7%, but they are never entirely sure. All feeling dozy after the pizza we hit the tequila shots to inject some life back into us. I played one of the locals at pool, I should have had him round my little finger, but I fluffed an easy black. We moved on to a different bar, where a better live band was playing and jigged our last night away. All too quickly it was over, we were back at the hotel saying our fond farewells, and then the girls were gone. I sat and smoked a cigarette with one of the security guards and him and one of the girls tried to recall a Robert Louis Stevenson song for me they knew when they were kids. It was touching. <br />
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Day 12 - Apia - July 12th<br />
I decided I was going to use the time in Apia to write a Samoan diary and figure out what to do next. The weird guy from Camp Samoa had told me about that somebody had put a negative review about him on couchsurfing. I thought this probably sounded like a sensible person, so I read the review which confirmed my suspicions about his character, and sent him an email asking him to elaborate. He did, and that settled it for me, Camp Samoa was out. I sent an email to a WWOOfing place in Tonga, i think it was an organic coconut farm. I havent heard anything back to date. The last chance of a plan I had was to contact Andy who I met at Joelan, he had mentioned something briefly about going to one of the villages where the hurricane had hit hard, to help rebuild a church, or more specifically, one of the houses belonging to the church. I did and he said I should come down to Tafitoala to meet him. I spent the rest of the day just lounging about and made a start to this diary. At 12 midday the hotel told us they were going put on a traditional Samoan show for us for free. Sounded like a giggle. It was actually really good, they showed the traditional kava drinking ceremony. As there were only three guests paying attention yours truly was called up to participate, and I ended up distributing kava, dancing and weaking a skirt (lavalava), which I have been wearing every day since. I also got to know the other two guests because of it, who were a couple of english medical stundets who had been working at the hospital down the road. They were nice and pointed out what was worth seeing on Upolu seeing as I hadnt explored it yet. I got to know most of the other guests that evening, and of course the bus came up so the video came out. They were mostly nice with a few grumpyold ones in the mix, it was ll getting quite familiar quitefast, unfortunately everybody was leaving the next day. Travelling life! The only ones I didnt get to know were 4 young mostly Northern Irish girls who were also working at the hospital. They didnt seem up for talking much. <br />
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Day 13 Apia - Tafitaloa July 13th<br />
1 week bus anniversary. I spent the start of the day just lazing about again and doing my diary.Went to the shop to get credit to call Andy. I had intended to head down the next day, but I forgot it was Sunday, which meant no buses. So I headed out at 1pm and said goodbye to my little oasis and its lovely staff. Taxi to the bus station and on to the long awaited Bon Jovi themed bus. Well, it had "Bon Jovi" painted on the sides, I didn't realise that his face was painted on the back until it was pulling away! Missed that shot! The bus was about an hour and a half and it was the first time I noticed there was an extra man on the bus who was essentially responsible for buying groceries at the shop and then distibuting goods to the villages, usually by quickly jumping off and dumping a box of groceries at the kerbside. The bus journey was over an hour, but I got to know the distribution guy, and he got the driver to drive me all the way to the fales, which was a good km off the main road. Upon arrival, I wasnt too overwhelmed by the place, the hurricane damage was evident everywhere, and the beach was definetly nothing special. There was also a slightly eerie quietness to the place, I guess its the disaster fallout effect. I found Andy and Kanako and we said our hellos. It was also about this time that Adam wrote to me from Nelson and told me his days story of tragedy and heroics. He had been out jogging at the harbour and a saw a car drive into the river. Him and another guy jumped in and managed two break two windows. The passenger escaped out the front door, and between Adam and this other guy they managed to save the baby in the back of the car. The female driver who had assumedly been knocked unconscious when hitting the water, despite the ambulances best efforts. Adam watched her die. Exactly one week since the bus, I can't remember a week in my life involving more death. Grim as fuck.<br />
Anyways, I settled in at Sina beach fales, Tafitaloa the owner family are lovely with 6 happy and wild kids. We settled into the Samoan routine for the evening, cards and beer, not too much of both.<br />
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Day 14 July 14th Tafitaloa<br />
Sunday. We heard the pastor was sick and wouldnt be able to receive us today, plus it was Sunday, not a good time to be disturbing anybody. So I got stuck into the diary again. The beach wasn't particularly inviting, and I couldnt be bothered swimming. Although at high tide was OK, I was tired of swimming in very shallow waters trying to not to touch the bottom and esp. corals all the time. My time at Sina fales was very lazy, and I was smoking too much. We got more beers in for the night, but the Vailima export is very unpredictable, it can make you v. tired or bring you up. It made us very tired that night. We wrestled with the kids a bit and taught them how to play Uno.<br />
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Day 15 July 15th Tafitoala<br />
We went to visit the pastor early afternoon to find out what was happening about the construction and if there was going to be a place for me to stay free/cheap. Andy and Kanako had planned to stay at the pastors. We were received by the pastor and his wife, the pastor although smiling had a bandaged up leg, and by the size of the bandage, I reckon his leg must have been in pretty bad shape. They told us there was no room for me at the house because they only had two rooms, and a lot of kids. We discussed the other possibilities. They thanked us for our interest in helping, in fact, their words were, we love you. We moved on to a guy Andy knows, Otto, from when he first stayed in the village down here. Otto said he could put me up but it was very crowded, and my instinct was he felt obliged to say yes, but actually didnt think it was a particularly good idea. He said he would talk to someone else. He was in the process of building a house that would be finished by the end of the week, where he said we could stay, but the end of the week was one week too late. I was having second thoughts about the whole thing, but decided I would stay until the next day when work should begin, and then take it from there. We went back to Sinas, and Andy asked me to superglue his foot wound up again, as it hadnt stuck the day before. It was looking a bit infected, so Kananko and me did our best to clean it out using rubbing alcohol, cotton buds, wet wipes and a pair of pliers. It was not a pleasant experience for Andy. Unattended wounds simply do not heal here! After that I superglued it up again. We decided to crack out the remainder of the beers from last night and play Uno, as there was bot all else going on. This was about 2pm. The beer hit us had this time and we were all pretty instantly drunk. Andy started to feel cold and tired, which seemed a little strange. The pastors wife drove up and came to talk to us. She said first there can be no playing cards, or drinking or music while staying at the pastors house.<br />
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Scot MacLarenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05624608897364762198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8282341646603362858.post-4141903237422541422013-01-22T23:15:00.001-08:002013-01-22T23:15:18.311-08:00Burmese Days - Hpa-an<br />
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Mawlamyine - Hpa-an Day 10</h2>
The Belgians went out to see the pagoda on top of the hill in the morning and something else (these guys never stopped), while Bob and me made the most of our comfortable room by doing precisely nothing, except for a bit of internetting. We planned to meet up and get a taxi to the bus station about 12:30, beside the bus station was a hotel with a swimming pool, which we were looking forward to, havent seen a swimming pool since Bangkok! It never quite worked out this way, as there was some confusion with the taxi driver who dropped us at a closer place to get the bus, so we ended up straight on the bus and on the way to Hpa-an. It was a chankmobile, and Bob ended up sitting sideways to give his massive pins some room. I was at the window, so I could open it right up and get some cool-down. Unfortunately I couldnt keep my eyes open and there was no position to sleep in. I was afraid I would fall out the window if I passed out so I ended up doing the bobble-head the whole journey. I tried closing the window so I could sleep against it but it was too bouncy and I was denying at least 10 people cool air by closing it so I gave up on that. The bus journey was less than two hours though so I didnt have to endure this weird sleep deprivation torture for long.<br />
First impressions of Hpa-an for me was its pretty scabby looking. Kinpun was very villagey and basic, but had a certain charm. This was more like a town, all concrete and mildew. The attraction of Hpa-an is what is to be found in the surrounding lush countryside and limestone mountains. Our room in the Soe brothers guesthouse was another super basic room. No air-con and very very small. As Bob said, "we're slumming it again". However, the place was pretty clean. We booked a room here because the Lonely Bible said it was the only place in town where the staff (or the Soe Brothers at least) could speak English, and would provide hand-drawn maps and guides or motorbikes for the surrounding areas. The Belgians had not booked a room in advance, and they were told the inn was full upon arrival. They went off in search of alternative accomodation. They ended up landing on their feet, with a room with working aircon and a communal balcony that had an excellent view of the river and bizzarely shaped mountains across the water. The Belgian met a Frenchman who described one of them as "little titty", and he was right. It's the closest you get to seeing any flesh in Burma!<br />
Bob and me went for a wander that evening to scope the town out. The power cuts here are the worst we have encountered in Burma so far. The entire town goes dark in the blink of an eye, then a couple of beacons (police station, restaurants) light up eventually as their generators kick in. We went to one restaurant that the Bible sort of recommended and had a bite. Ive found that Squid is the only dependable seafood out here. I know its not fresh, but not fresh squid is better than not fresh shrimps and the like. Across the street was the only bar in town, but it was pretty bogging (one of the worst toilets Ive seen too), and when we actually went in for a beer Bob's throat started to sting from the petrol fumes from the generator, so we made a hasty retreat. We walked through the treacherously paved, pitch black streets using headtorches to reach another recommended restaurant on the edge of town where we had some beers and I did some diary. This restaurant looked better, a massive plate of garnish was put out and no fewer than 10 covered dishes of various dips and miscellaneous looking stuff. This was all complementary if you bought food. They had a generator in here but that gave out briefly at one point too and we found ourselves in the pitch black once again.<br />
The walk home was surreal. the streets were dead and black, the only things you could see was the reflected lights of the streets dogs eyes watching you from the end of the road and the alleyways. We stopped of again at the first restaurant for a nightcap and a bite to eat. We chose a Fried Assorted Mix, which included everything Chicken, Eel, Squid, Prawn and I hate to think what else. It looked a Bob dream meal and a Scott nightmare meal. I picked at it a bit, but would come to regret it..<br />
We got home to relatively hot room, but to our surprise the fan was working. It gave up the ghost at about 11pm, though, so it was another relatively sweaty night.<br />
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Hpa-an Day 11</h2>
I woke up the next morning with stomach pains and nausea. The runs had finally caught me. I popped an Imodium (my new favourite drug), but this time it was to prove ineffective. Whatever was in there, my body wanted it out. We rushed out that morning because we woke late and on to the waiting motorbikes with no breakfast and little to drink. We picked up a packet of Garibaldi type biscuits on the way to keep me and Bob going until lunch. I managed to forget about my stomach which seemed to have settled. We set off on our tour, with the Belgians, to see the sights dotted around Hpa-an. Bob once again got off to a false start with a flat front tyre, so we returned to base, and to Bobs delight he got a new-ish Chinese 110cc bike with much better suspension than we had encountered so far! So with Bob feeling like Denis Hopper, we tried again.<br />
First stop was a cave "Kaw gon", or something like that, with loads of Buddha statues and tiny little buddhas carved into the rock in impossible places. More of a cavern actually. Mining in the area with dynamite had brought some of the cave crashing down, so it was past its original glory. We only stopped here for a bit and the old stomach gave me some gip.<br />
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He pointed the way in, and we took off our shoes and ventured into the gloom. There were small lights scattered here and there, which although not enough to light the way, helped a little. Headtorches a must. This cave had Buddhas at the entrance, but once inside, it was undecorated. There were stalactites and those big kind of drippy formations you find on the walls of caves. Barefoot we felt our way through, and it was hot hot in there.<br />
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We emerged on the other side about 10 mins later to a great view across the countryside, all of us sweating like horses and a little surprised at the unexpected journey we had found ourselves on. We started back and lo and behold, the power went out. There was a bunch of screaming and laughing kids in front of us too, so we fumbled through the dark with their noise ringing in our ears, another surreal journey. By the time we got out, dripping with sweat, I was starting to feel worse. I felt weak and clumsy. Perhaps too much without a decent breakfast.<br />
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We set off towards the next stop, a big pillar of rock in the middle of a lake with a pagoda on it. We sat down for a cool drink when we got there and my stomach started to twist up again andI began to feel very tired. The others set off for the pillar of rock, and I lay down on a bench.<br />
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The pillar of rocks name sounds almost exactly like the French pronounciation of "Chocolat", which the Belgians were very pleased about!<br />
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They returned and woke me up, having climbed halfway up the rock for a view.<br />
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We set off again after watching a pickup truck load an insane amount of kids on to the back of it, towards our lunch stop, a kind of holiday destination for the Burmese apparently, which also had an outdoor swimming bit.<br />
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The setting was dramatic, with a big cliff right behind the swimming area. By the time we arrived I felt like shit. I began to worry at this point I may not be able to make it home on the bike. All sorts of alternatives were running through my head. I ate a mouthful of fried rice (the thought of grease at the time of writing is still making my stomach turn) and once again lay down in the shade on the ground to try and get some sleep, the only thing my body seemed to want. The others ate their fill and went for a swim in the "pool", Chloe wearing a tshirt and full longhyi, visible flesh not being an option here.<br />
They woke me up again and I felt a little better. I said I was going straight home though, and Bob said he would come with. The Belgians wanted to stop off at the gardens at the foot of the mountain we were due to climb tomorrow. It was a nice ride home, more stop-start than yesterday; you could open the bike up, only to have to brake hard as a big pothole opened up in front of you, or the very real danger of hitting cow, chicken, goat or even wild pig.<br />
We got back to the guesthouse and my mood brightened knowing I was home and could just lie down. I could feel my whole body rejoicing as I hit the bed. I went to bed at 7pm, and despite waking a couple of times here and there, slept until midday the next day. Something I haven't done for a long long time!<br />
During this time, Bob went out for dinner, booked a flight to Kuala Lumpur from Yangon, booked accommodation in Kuala Lumpur, got informed about the buses to Yangon, and made it up a mountain. Nice one bruv :)<br />
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Hpa-an - Day 12: Last Day</h2>
As mentioned, I spent the first half of the day in bed. Bob was off at 8am with the Belgians on bike to scale the mountain and see a massive cave. He said the mountain was the hardest climb he had ever done. I got up and went to a wee place for breakfast. I don't think I will be able to stomach fried food for a while. This may prove to be problematic, we are in SE Asia after all..<br />
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Kinpun to Mawlamyine - Day 6</h2>
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Mawlamyine is the capital of Mon state, and was the first British Burmese capital of the country in the mid 19th century. Is the third largest city in Myanmar, population almost 300,000 and sits on the banks of the Irrawaddy. It inspired both Orwell who lived here and Kipling who wrote the famous poem "Mandalay" here. Mawlamyine is called Moulmein in English, and the opening lines of his poem are:<br />
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"By the old Moulmein pagoda<br />
Lookin' lazy at the sea<br />
There's a Burma girl a-settin'<br />
and I know she thinks o' me"<br />
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Travel day. Down to the bus station with the hotel bus, which we managed to cadge instead of waiting at the unreliable pickup truck stop; Burma's answer to local buses. The bus station turned out not to be a bus station, just a bus stop at the side of the road. The bus was an hour late, Asia style, so I took a few snaps and mucked about with the camera to pass the time.<br />
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The trip itself was uneventful. I got tucked into "Burmese Days". It was a bit squashed for the first hour until we managed to get two seats each. We bought samosas and apples through the window at a bus stop from the ever-present Burmese smiling girls. All fried food in my experience in Thailand and Burma uses cheap oil that sticks to your mouth, moustache and fingers. Wet wipes are always a great thing to have.<br />
We arrived one hour ahead of schedule. We got onto a rickety piece of shit three-wheeler with a small flatbed and metal seats to take us to the guesthouse. We passed some of the most decrepit old colonial buildings I have seen so far and through a shoddy, sparse neighbourhood. For once, our guesthouse wasn't there and we continued right down to the bank of the mighty Irrawaddy river. Score! The guesthouse itself was a bright blue old colonial building with a massive balcony on the first floor. We were shown our room and it was the most bizarre room yet. No windows, tiled blue walls like a hospital and weird curved corners.<br />
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We had our own bathroom though. We passed some pretty grim rooms on the way, little box cubicles with only one netted high window to the corridor. It was pretty clean and had aircon, so it was going to do. The sink had a blue tube that carried the water to a hole in the wall. Not a particularly nice place to hang about, but then we shouldnt be hanging about in the room anyway, right? We cooled down in the aircon for a bit and watched a bit of...well you guessed it. After that we crossed the road that separated the guesthouse from the actual river and walked for a bit, soaking in the peace and quiet of the Irrawaddy. It was still light, and we went to a restaurant hanging over the river for dinner and had delicious squid in oyster sauce for Bob and a prawn dish for me. We watched and photographed the sunset, the first I can remember for a while. Nice.<br />
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The river is dirty, but this is SE Asia after all. After dinner we set out in search of the beer garden, about a mile along the bank. We met a Burmese Muslim along the way who was hanging in the shadows. He stopped us and said he would like to practice his English, would we talk to him. We said yes, so he got on his motorbike and we met in the beer garden 10 minutes later. The beer garden wasnt a garden, but it did have ice cold beer on tap, the first I have seen in Burma. Score! We lapped it up and talked to the dude whose name escapes me...it was something like Abdulissah. He was an aspiring writer having completed English Writing at a Burmese University by the tender age of 20. He talked a bit about this and that and listened to me and Bob yap. He earned $2 a day as a painter (houses, not artworks) and couldnt afford beer, so we bought him some. He refused at first but we insisted. He had Indian roots and very dark skin for an Indian, and was considering crossing the border to India illegaly to find work. He said the Burmese dont like Indians and he was having a hard time finding any other job. All in all he was a nice guy, perhaps had a little chip on his shoulder. He got a little vocal about the government later on after 3 beers and Bob was getting tired, so we called it a night before Bob fell asleep or our new friend got himself arrested for dissidence. He invited us back to see his mum, but we politely refused. We walked home and came upon a billiard and pool bar we had clocked earlier, which looked open for business. As basic as it gets, it had a high roof with mildewed walls and no toilet. But the beer was cold and the tables in good condition (10ft by 5ft tables, full size snooker?). We were home again :) We played for a while, then the place started to fill up quick so we thought we would do the polite thing and give our table up to the locals. 58-35 is the running total for pool games for me and Bob so far. Thats really just a note for me. After that bed, and sadly the last episode of our downloaded Trailer Park Boys...<br />
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Mawlamyine Day 7</h2>
Up at 10, we got out into the street to find breakfast. I was a little sensitive to the heat today due to ahem beer consumption the night before, so we decided to have an easy one today, a wee trip to the internet cafe and plan the rest of our time here. Between 10 and about 14 here it really is uncomfortable to walk the streets, the heat is stifling. Especially with a hangover. We had a crap breakfast at a "Delifrance" (!) which of course was not a real Delifrance, but they had ripped off the sign pretty well. Was a really bizarre little place, garishly painted on the inside in yellow with lovehearts everywhere, and one curious wall-painting of a Cupid, face down in a pool of his own blood with an arrow in the back of his head. Somebody had written underneath "He's been dead since he day I was born". Weirdness.<br />
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Nonetheless, a nice change to see a fresh looking place instead of the general theme of mildew and concrete. We found out later in the day that our guesthouse served an included breakfast on the huge balcony on the first floor. They had failed to mention this at check-in, the bastards. Also they have nice rooms upstairs with teak flooring etc, not the dungeon we have been living in. I think they were fully booked, but nonetheless, bastards.We were directed to an internet cafe where we reached back to home via the usual mediums of facebook and email. Internet was sloooow. After that we melted home to grab the laptop and headed down to a restaurant we had clocked the day before to chill and so I could write this diary. Later on the Belgians showed up and we gabbed a bit and planned to spend the next day on the Island of Ogres together. A few beers were had, then the Belgians headed off and we stayed for one more so I could keep writing. A couple of games of pool and it was bedtime and Monty Python. It didn't cut it.I miss Trailer Park Boys already.<br />
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Mawlamyine Day 8 - Island Of Ogres</h2>
A peaceful breakfast on the balcony with a view of the lake, was interrupted by the guesthouse owner, who handed out laminate postcards of the Shwedagon pagoda. He told us a curious tale. 9am on a morning after a full moon, which has several significances in the Buddhist calendar, a bunch of people saw 3 monks fly over the Shwedagon pagoda. Right. Apparently our host had met the monks and he produced pictures of the monks (with their feet firmly on the ground), who were dressed up in what looked like velvet burkhas. Anyway, after this speech he launched into another, this time about the nature of Buddhism itself. It was a good speech, I imagine much rehearsed, and I recognised some of the phrases from previous encounters with Buddhism. It was a warming thing to hear at breakfast time. I could feel that 10 year old urge to go to a retreat bubbling up again. He handed out a pamphlet about Vipassana meditation retreats, in India, and talked a little about the ones around Mawlamyine. There are a couple there and they both offer free lodgings and food, the real thing, none of this monkforamonth bollocks. Apparently Burma is the place to go for meditation retreats. If you ignore the massacre of monks in 2007, of course. The belgian couple went to visit one of the meditation centres and got contact details for one in Yangon too and even a dude in Switzerland, which I now also possess.<br />
Anyway after all that we met up with Mr. Kai, our guide for the day, who also works in our guesthouse with his twin brother, Mr. Anthony. We head out with the belgians and a taiwanese girl north along the river. We hadn't been up this direction before. It was a rundown neighbourhood that turned into a sprawling market, the chaos getting thicker with every step as we approached the dock. There was people everywhere, selling and transporting goods. We crossed 3 boats to get to ours which was jampacked, but Mr. Kai led us up to the deck and we got a bench put up for us in the shade right in front of the bridge :) Just like back in the Raj.<br />
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It was a beautiful day, and the views from there were stunning out across the lake, with palm trees on islands on one side, and in the distance hilly terrain speckled with golden stupas.<br />
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Mr. Kai explained that Ogre island (Bilu Kyun) is so called because of its original inhabitants who were extremely ugly...and cannibals. They were wiped out a long time ago by an invading tribe, and the island is now inhabitated almost solely by the Mon people (yes, another language!). Thank you is "Dangoon-a". Its an interesting island because of its cottage industries, which is why we came.<br />
The boat ride was cool, scenic and peaceful..perfect. As we approached the dock we could feel the energy from the other side of the shore bubbling, people milling about anticipating the boats arrival. We were greeted by the now familiar site of kids waving at the sight of our white hides. A jetty spanned wide mud banks where boats were lined up.<br />
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I think this part of the Irrawaddy is tidal, its not far to the sea from here. Once we had squeezed our way off the boat amid the usual bustle we were bundled into a covered pick-up and headed across the island.<br />
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It started as a bustling red-dirt village with horse and carts aplenty, and then quickly opened up into vast paddy-fields, water buffaloes bathing neck deep in irrigation canals at the side of the road. Everyone we passed was staring, smiling or both. This is not exactly unchartered waters, Mr. Kai told us that there is a group of foreigners similar to ours almost every other day to the island guided by him or his brother. I think they are the only people that do trips though.<br />
It was a bumpy, bumpy road, luckily they had put sandbags in the pickup to sit on. Our first stop was at a small village, it was hard to tell where the individual villages stopped and started, where a group of locals were involved in making various article from coconut fibre. They would soak the raw fibres in hot water first to make them easier to work, and then roll them together by hand to make short lengths of thin coconut rope. These were then rolled around taut strands of longer coconut rope to make doormats. You know the type, thick, brown and very coarse.<br />
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We saw the process from start to finish. The village owns a part of a rubber plantation, which along with rice are the most prominent crops on the island. The rubber is extracted from the trees by slitting the bark about 3am, sticking a small metal chute in to the cut, putting a small bowl below and collecting the sticky white latex in the morning.<br />
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He produced some beautifully carved walking sticks and tobacco pipes. Most of them were stained a wine red. I couldn't resist and bought a dragon shaped walking stick as a present to myself on my 60th birthday and a tobacco pipe shaped like Lenin's head. Yes, you read right. Brilliant!<br />
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We also bought another faux bamboo walking stick for an as yet undecided person. This guy and his son carved everything in their tiny workshop in the barn beside the house and then distributed them across the country for sale at some of the bigger tourist spots like Bagan and Mandalay. We got them at 2/3 sale price, so we were told, and my attempt to bargain the price was waved off. Felt good to buy them at the source, the money going direct to the artist, and potentially without goverment levys being involved.<br />
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We took them to play pool afterwards at the billiard hall, Chloe and me were Burma, and we tanned the Belgium/Scotland team 2:0, Chloe winning the second for us nicely and very drunkenly.<br />
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The day had finally come, we were going to get motorbikes. The plan was to drive 25km to the biggest reclining Buddha in the world at 170m long. We had tried to do a motorbike tour in Chiang Mai, but had to put it off twice due to me and Bob getting sick at different times.<br />
I was apprehensive of renting bikes in Chiang Mai because of the heavy traffic (not compared to Bangkok, but crazy enough) and our collective motorbiking experience of nil. In Burma though, the roads are very wide with no lines at all, and the traffic is sparse, except in the middle of towns. The main hazards are potholes and animals, some roads look like the surface of the moon. The driving etiquette is simple. The biggest vehicle has right of way. You beep if you are overtaking close or if the other person looks like they might pull out. Slow to the right, and faster to the left. Easy. 100cc motorbikes/mopeds, so no chances of an accidental wheelie and embarrassing scars. Or so I thought. Bob and me had one each and Thomas and Chloe shared. Our first mission was to get to the Cinderella hotel just up the road, big backpacks and all.<br />
We had decided to change hotels for the last night as our guesthouse was getting a bit too much for us. The room was a bit grim, but the worst was being woken up at 6am by the boys that worked there getting ready for the working day, hawking up massive gobs for an hour. Not a pleasant way to wake up every morning. Also I discovered one night trying to go out for a cigarette that at night you are completely locked in, the only way out would be to get to the balcony on the first floor and jump off. Cant remember ever being in a locked building before.<br />
We set off, and the guide and me led the way and no sooner had we started we heard shouts. Bob had started his bike, revved too high in his change from neutral to 1st, lost control of the bike, drove straight across the road mounted the high pavement and hit the wall, the only thing separating Bob from the Irrawaddy. He was unhurt and had managed to stay on the bike. I was quietly angry. I was more worried about Bob getting hurt on a bike than I was about myself. So we set off, me very on edge. After that though, it was plain sailing. Thomas also didnt have much experience on a bike, so we were all newbies. In fact now I think about it, it was the first time I have ever driven by myself. In Burma on a motorbike, yaaas. Its alot more fun than driving in Switzerland, thats for sure! We all spent the journey getting to know our bikes. Stopped off at a "gas station" to fill up. A woman puts a jug in a large barrel of petrol and they pour it straight into the tank with a sieve. I lit a cigarette and took some closeup photos. The results were explosive. We dropped off the guide and drove to the highway, all the way to the side road to the buddha. The road to the buddha is lined with dozens of identical statues of monks, showing the way.<br />
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On the way we saw a massive unfinished "fat" buddha sitting behind a pond, an impressive sight in itself. More and more buddhist statues started to appear, a statue of a man on a high hill pointing at something we didnt know, pagodas here and statues there.<br />
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The first thing you see is the head. And its huge.<br />
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We climbed up to the buddha and explored its internals, which is one of the weirdest places i've ever been.<br />
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I think the various statues inside tell the story of Buddhas life, but inside was very poorly lit and the statues were very dusty. the pictures show the colours of the statues that the naked eye could not see. Some of the imagery was very graphic, with people being impaled, squashed, and generally tortured.<br />
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There was naked statue flesh everywhere, including an old lady showing her all. I wonder if this is why its so popular with the droves of young teenagers running about? Burma's equivalent of Hollywood and porn. I was surprised, in a country as conservative as Burma. There was four floors in all, and each floor was in a greater state of disrepair or unreadiness than the last. there were white and red clay unpainted statues and half-finished work everywhere. Various little peep-holes out of the body gave us a chance to see the excellent views down the valley.<br />
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Half of the whole place was a construction site. It was more like an unfinished x-rated Disney exhibit than a place of worship, didnt know quite what to make of it all.<br />
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It really is very impressive, and in a lovely backdrop of rolling hills and buddhist statues dotted about. The Budda looked a bit uncared for. The head is the cleanest and most complete looking part.<br />
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The arms are already very dirty and parts of his robes are missing. A sign at the bottom says work started in 2010, which explains why it is unfinished, but amazing that it could get so dirty in that time. If they cleaned him up a bit, completed it and lit the interior properly, it would be properly spectacular. Anyway, this is Burma.<br />
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Yangon - Kinpun Day 4</h2>
Up early this morning at 7:00 in time for breakfast before making our way to the bus station. There was a greek and an indian staying in our dorm, and they were already chatting when I woke up. They were berating India:<br />
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Greek: "India is a shithole"<br />
Indian: "Yea. All these people talk about how wonderful India is. I say fuck Mother India. Try living there"<br />
Greek: "Tourists pay $10 to stay in a cockroach-infested room. India; the toilet of the world"<br />
Me: "Toilet of the world? Why do you say that?"<br />
Greek: "Almost a billion people and no sanitation. Its a fucking toilet"<br />
Me: "Hmm"<br />
Greek: "Where did you fly in from?"<br />
Me: "Bangkok"<br />
Greek: "Bangkok? Slut of the world"<br />
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I chuckled my way out the door. I was pretty rough, having only had about 4hrs drunk sleep or so. Bob was in a better way. We took a $8 taxi to the bus station, it really started to feel like India at this point. The bus station was a big dusty sprawl, there were people milling about everywhere. We were surrounded in an instant by young smiling girls selling their wares, wearing the traditional Burmese makeup of a creamy paste, usually smeared on both cheeks. Sometimes they wear more, sometimes less. It takes a while to get used to, at first it looked pretty disgusting, but now, depending on how it is applied it can look OK. A little line of it under both eyes is my favourite look. It took me and Bob a while to figure out what it is, we thought maybe it was sun protection. Burmese girls are generally quite pretty, we both prefer their look to Thai, in general. It was funny standing there, smoking a cigarette with these shoulder height girls encircling us. They werent pushy at all, just curious. At some point, the military turned up and all our girls scattered behind the bus. The whole place definetly got quieter. They left eventually without drama and the place returned to normal. Curious.<br />
The bus wasn't bad, we were directed to the front seats (Im sure we pay a foreigner premium as with most things in Burma, so being elevated to the same bus seat status of a monk, who get priority everywhere here, is fine by me). The french guy from our dorm was sitting across from us, his english was pretty bad (he was french after all), but his smile was hearty. He said he got the bus to the bus station and not an 8 dollar taxi. I asked him not to tell us how much he had paid. Doh! The landscape during the journey was extremely flat for the first 3/4. As the lonely planet says, the prime colours here are green and gold. Gold from the stupas scattered everywhere.<br />
At one of the stops we met a little crazy guy. Crazies here and in Thailand seem to have a certain look. They are usually very small and skinny and have massive smiles on their faces, almost constantly. They are always good for a laugh, and always good at helping breaking the ice in a situation where its, me, Bob and a bunch of Burmese who cant speak English, so I always try to catch their eye, not difficult as most people are usually staring at you anyway!<br />
The bus journey came to a premature end after about 4 hours, the bus dude said "Sorry, I not make it today". Ok... He got off and organised 2 motorcycle taxi drivers to take us the rest of the way. We had no idea where we were of course. After 5 minutes we were dropped off in a big dusty clearing surrounded by huts, people sitting about everywhere and a few covered pickups in the middle. The driver said "here, here". Ok... A dude came up and hustled us on to the back of a pickup. We sat there waiting, looking at the scene, we were definitely getting further and further from modern life with every step.. The stares were getting more frequent and conversation-stopping, which I assume is directly related to the amount of foreigners that have passed through before. 5 minutes later they huddled us onto a different pickup. It filled up including one military dude, complete with revolver and a uniform that looked like it could have come from a costume shop, garish and crude. A few goods were loaded on to the pickup and we set off. We stopped every 5 minutes loading and unloading. The contents of the pickup got more and more curious. A basket of wood, a karaoke speaker system, a massive chest freezer precariously tied to the back, a plate of glass on top of it, two massive sheets of plywood on the roof and about 5 guys sittin on top of those. We were constantly reminded of their presence by the big gobs of red betel juice that would appear from above. This erratic journey continued for about 20mins until we found ourselves...back at the start point. Doh! Bob and I resigned ourselves to a potentially long last leg of this journey. No problem, we always find ourselves smiling and laughing at these moments. More stuff loaded and unloaded and we were underway again, this time we reached our destination, right outside the Sea Sar guesthouse.<br />
We were in a proper backwater village, although not totally rural.<br />
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The proper rural people here live in even more rickety huts than we saw in the jungle in Thailand; some made completely of straw. We saw one on the bus journey that looked for all the world like the big bad wolf had blown it in, wish I had had my camera ready. The room in Sea Sar was an unexpected little touch of luxury. A massive room in a pretty brick building, clean and spacious. High-five! No TV, a broken fridge, an airconditioner that sounded like a jet-engine taking off and a fan that sounded like it was saying "Billy" a la Gremlins every time it turned could not dampen our spirits! We had reached a little piece of nowhere, our ultimate destination, and we were going to be sleeping there in comfort :)<br />
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Kinpun - Day 5</h2>
We slept like babies. Today was the day of the mountain climb. Mount Kyaiktiyo was the goal, 1100m up to the Golden Rock, according to the Lonely Planet between 4 and 6 hours up a jungle trail. The route is a traditional buddhist pilgrimage, so we expected some hardship. Its not a pilgrimage without a little suffering, right? There is also a fat/old/lazy option of getting a pick-up up the road and walking the last 45 minutes. Pff.<br />
We got up at 8 for our breakfast of omelette and toast. The white bread in Myanmar/Thailand is very sweet, but does taste a little better toasted. We set off through the village centre of Kunpin which we hadn't seen yet. Lots of little shop huts selling crisps, nuts, and curiously, electrolyte powder.<br />
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After a couple of hundred metres the jungle closed in and the gradient increased, and it didnt let up. I counted the steps on the way up just for something to do, there were 2000. Steps were about 10-20% of the whole surface..<br />
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It was hot hot hot, always between 30-35 degrees, and the humidity was off the scale. It was definetly the sweatiest day I have ever had, and not far from the hottest. We were drenched in sweat within half an hour, and there was little respite. The smallest patch of shade, tiny breeze or cloud was always very welcome. The trail switched between stairs and rough, rivuleted red earth. I can imagine during the rainy season that a small river runs down the middle of it. We passed hundreds of small huts along the way with locals sitting about, some of the huts had been converted into little restaurants/shops. We made good use of our only Burmese word "Mingalaba", hello. The locals stare at you, not sure what to make of you, but saying the word is almost always received with a chorus of hearty Mingalaba's and smiles.<br />
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I was determined to make a good time, and secretly to beat the Lonely Planets 4hr minimum, so I set a fast pace.<br />
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We met a French dude same age as us halfway up who had got a bus up (different road) and was now walking down and had a local guide to carry his backpack. We stopped after a couple of hours to refuel and sat in a little rest stop for half an hour.<br />
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I was still watching the clock so we didnt dilly-dally. We reached the temple area entrance, I checked the watch..exactly 4hrs. Dammit!<br />
The area was a nice contrast to the closeness of the jungle, the temple area was basically perched upon the mountain and perfectly flat, so at the edges of the plateau all you could see beyond was sky or misty mountain tops.<br />
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At the far end of the complex was the ultimate goal, the Golden Rock, which was impressive.<br />
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The way back was a short walk down the road to the pick-up stop. Funny how different the atmosphere is in such a short distance, something we have noticed time and time again, the locals didnt bat an eyelid at us, and there was little shops and traces of commerce everywhere. This is the main route the tourists walk up and down to and from the pick-up stop, so they are well accustomed to the likes of us. Only 300-400m away round the mountain a bit it was stares, smiles and bamboo huts. There were basic sedans lining the road here too; it is possible to get 4 Burmese guys to hump you up the road, which is a bloody steep 45 mins, sitting on a chair on bamboo poles. Blimey.<br />
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The pick-up stop reminded me of the bus station at Yangon, dusty, with people milling about hawking their wares. A woman came up and invited us to sit in her restaurant, which we gladly did because we were starving. It wasnt bad, Bob had fried goat and I had fried chicken, mine was much nicer. A couple of drinks, and the bill was $11. Another mini-fleecing. We were warned in advance that the pickup truck does not leave until it is full, so we kept our eye on it from the relative comfort of the restaurant. When it seemed to start to fill up we joined the throng. It had tightly packed wooden beams set across it to act as benches. As I sat down the Chinese guy who had given me the golden leaf inspected the tattoo on my arm. He called across to the monk on the pick-up who turned out to be a woman and asked her to translate it for me.<br />
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She spoke pretty good English and translated it as meaning "No leader, very happy, something about a place that can only be reached through meditation". I like my tattoo more and more every time it gets translated and each translation is different and always a little vague. I like the mystery. We sat there watching boys playing chinlon, a national pastime a bit like hacky-sack. Basically keepy-uppys with a hollow plastic ball, the more advanced version has a net, but they will play it anywhere without.<br />
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We sat for ages, changed pick-ups once (seems to be standard fare that the pick-up you get onto will not be the one you leave on), watched the world go by. Three military police sat in the pick up for a bit, realised it wasnt going anywhere soon, and got off, telling the bus dude to call them when it was full. Pff. There was a wee outpost on the hill in front of the stop with a massive megaphone that would crackle into life every now and again, god only knows what they were saying. I always imagine "come in No. 12, your time is up". In the time we sat there we must have seen 10 full pickups arrive at different times. The average age of white tourist was about 50, with none younger than 40. Some of them made the 45 min trek up the hill, and the lazy and infirm got the sedans up the hill. One white woman had the traditional burmese make-up on, then got a sedan up the hill. Eh? Take a bath, you confused hippy.<br />
The pick-up finally started to fill and just when I thought it was full they crammed another 5 people on. We were 5 abreast, maybe 8 benches, a couple hanging off the back, and a couple of boys sitting on the cab itself.<br />
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The view was great as well, lush mountain scenery. Our knees are still bruised today, two days laterWhen we arrived back in Kinpun there was a slightly edgy atmosphere, almost tribal. Someone had lit a fire on the street and the smoke was just hanging in the village. There was a lot of noise, and street dogs silhouetted in the smoke. Someone was shouting something over a megaphone. The impression only lasted for a second, but it felt like Africa for a second. Again, I've never been, just a feeling!<br />
We were looking forward to the cool of the airconditioned room, but it wasn't to be. Yet another power brownout meant we had light but no air-con. We were about to head out, and it suddenly came back on, so we chilled with a couple of Trailer Park Boys.<br />
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We went into the village after for something to eat, and surprisingly heard rock guitar emanating from a little local place overhanging the stream at the bottom of the village. They even had blue and red lights and a TV (flat screen no less!) with an image of a guitar on it, this was definetly the place for us! We were greeted by Coco, a very polite young Burmese dude with some of the best English we have encountered so far. He brought us double whiskies (another first in Burma) and beer. We were home. He brought us a little plate of vegetables for free just to try and they were delicious. We asked for the menu and he said there was none, so we asked for a little fried pork and vegetables, which was delicious. The band on the TV turned out to be Iron Cross, Burmas biggest rock band. We had seen them advertised in Yangon to play on the 27th October, way past our original planned leaving date (although not our current planned leaving date!). We asked Coco about them and he said that most Burmese pop(ular) music is covers of Western, Japanese and Chinese songs with Burmese lyrics. We saw Iron Cross do Bon Jovi and Offspring, didnt recognise the rest. The buses always have music videos playing too, and on our various bus trips we saw Killing Me Softly and bizarrely, Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree. Twice. Getting merrily drunk, Coco joined us and started to tell us a little more about his life, music and Burma. The Belgian couple we had met in Yangon appeared out of nowhere. They joined us, and we asked Coco if we could try the omnipresent betel nut. In no time he produced 4 leaf packages. The betel nut is smeared in a lime paste and then wrapped in a betel leaf. We couldnt really see the nut because it was too dark. You put it in the side of your mouth and basically try to pass your saliva through it. Unfortunately none of us could stand the taste long enough to produce the seminal red gob. We discussed potential plans with the Belgians as they were also headed to Mawlamyine, one day after us.Scot MacLarenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05624608897364762198noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8282341646603362858.post-40828046563616622692012-11-29T22:06:00.000-08:002012-11-29T22:15:39.942-08:00Burmese Days - Yangon<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Bangkok - Yangon Day 1</h2>
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It all began, as the starts of holidays often do, even holidays within holidays, with a hangover. Frank Ritchie and Soi Cowboy have to accept partial blame for that. Our flight was 16:50, I managed to drag Bob out of bed at 11:30. We still had to change our money, not as straightforward as usual as there are no ATMs in Myanmar, not for non-local banks anyway, so the money you take is the money you have for your entire trip.<br />
Not only this but the money you take in must be in pristine US dollars ( Singapore dollars and FEC, Foreign Exchange Certificates, whatever they are, are also accepted); no tears, cuts, folds or markings on the notes. Rife are tales of unwary tourists taking in $1000 and only $200 being accepted. We even heard a tale of one foolhardy tourist who made is way into Myanmar with no money. He made it as far as Mawlamyine though, so he must have been a resourceful fellow. There are three general ways to exchange your money once you get to Myanmar into the local currency, khat. Holding on to some of the US dollars is advisable, as most guesthouses seem to prefer them to khat. Number one, do it at the "official" airport exchange counter. Number two, do it a shopping market or the hotel. Number three, the black market guys in the street in the centre of town. Before we arrived the rumours were that the airport exchange gives you an almost unbelievably low 8 khat to the dollar, where exchange rate officially at the moment is about 850 (this nugget of info is also in the lonely planet). The other rumour we heard was the black marketeers offer the best rates.<br />
Anyway,we set off on our mission to change Baht into US dollars. The first hurdle was the fact that Bob realised he had exhausted his travel funds after visits to a couple of different ATMs. A loan from big brother sorted out that problem. We walked into the first bank and asked for US dollars. No have. Time ticking away fast before we had to get to the airport. Fuck. 5 non-compliant banks and half an hour later, a bank security guard pointed us to a money exchange place. He offered us a decent rate based on what we had Googled so we handed over our brick of Baht and he disappeared for 5 minutes out the shop, to return with a paltry few $100 dollar bills in return. Dollars have changed since I last saw one so I wasnt even sure if they were real or not...watermark was there though and our time was running out so we were back to Phong tower to speed-pack our gear, a quick goodbye to Craig and we were taxi bound with a sweaty sigh of relief.<br />
We left Bangkok in a media blaze, not for us this time, but it turns out the Thai Prime Minister was at the airport, something to do with the opening of the airport which had only been open 10 days. She walked within yelling distance as I was standing at passport control, waving at the queues of people...leaving her beloved country. She looked nice.<br />
We arrived in Myanmar shattered and hanging after our 1 hour 15 minute flight. We spent half the flight filling out the customs declaration and arrival and destination cards, then the smell of fried Thai stuff drifted over as some of the guests who felt it necessary to pre-order food for a flight as long as a bus to Glasgow were served, and we were down. Airports are airports, although the immigrations officer was one of the grimmest puses I have seen in a long time. We saw the aforementioned exchange counter, but the rate was 848 khat to the dollar, not the paltry sum we had heard about. Ever cautious, we exchanged only $200, just to be on the safe side. Turns out later this was just about the best exchange rate available. The government must have wisened up.<br />
We met our hotel dude (first time ever I have seen my name on piece of paper at an airport, yaas living the dream) and with a bunch of other tourists we left the airport for the bus. The first thing I saw was a massive Pepsi billboard with Messi's pus looking down at us. Strange, I thought, the West has arrived indeed.. But hey, Coke reaches the farthest corners of the planet, does it not? Edit: much much later I read in a newspaper advert that Coke and Pepsi is about the only western product to have made into Burma..very recently, so there you have it. The next thing we noticed is 90% of the men wear ankle length purple skirts. The Burmese people look somewhere between Thai and Indian, which geographically makes pretty good sense! We walked past a number of fairly luxurious looking coaches. One was filling up, and as everybody got on there was a guy taking pictures of every single passenger as they boarded. First signs of Big Brother. We continued walking past the luxurious coaches and got to the last bus, a battered indian style chankmobile, laughed, and climbed on. A dude got on and snapped a couple of photos, I thought he was government too, turns out he was just a snap happy, he stayed in the same hotel as us. He looked a bit like an Asian Jonah Lomu.<br />
The bus journey was a good hour and a half and took us through the heart of Yangon, which was great, normally you have to pay for that stuff. It gave us a little bit of bearing. The windows were open and we sat staring into the night...and I do mean night. The streets were lit and the streetside buildings mostly had lights, but beyond the street side the city disappeared into darkness. Hard to know what was behind the brightly-lit facade. I guess it has something to do with the dodgy electricity here; some hotels advertise proudly "24 hour electricity" as a selling point...and only the expensive ones. Its alot quieter than Bangkok and it smells much better. There are patches of stink, and they mostly coincide with where the wide crumbling pavements have collapsed in upon themselves, sometimes as deep as the raw sewage channels below. There was a haze in the air we couldnt tell was dust or smog. People in the other cars were staring, laughing and smiling, we are definetly not in tourist land! We drove past two places where we saw foreigners, pocketed together in restaurants. We drove from the outskirts, through the centre where a big temple straddling the street made us all gasp, and we could see a massive golden pagoda at the top of the hill. We came out the other side of the centre and into a rundown neighbourhood on the other side of town, and lo and behold, there was the hostel. The bus had about 15 other people on it including a bunch of Chinese so we decided to sack the chaos of check-in queues for the time being and ordered and a beer and sat down outside. We got talking to a Dutch dental hygienist called Rhianna. She had been on the road for 38 hours so soon took her leave for zzzzs. Amazingly she only managed to sleep 1.5 hours that night, but still seemed to have the same energy the next day! We eventually checked in (paying half the price we originally thought, bonus), got some grub and sat down for another beer. Accomodation in Yangon (Myanmar in general so I'm told, we will know soon enough) is fairly sparse and ranges from slightly pricey guesthouse ($20-50) to astronomical luxury hotel prices ($200-1000). There is definetly a lower-mid end gap, and probably a $50-100 gap too. Accomodation is sparse because of the decade long reluctance of the government towards tourists and the trouble in Myanmar making it an undesirable destination, which are worsening as I edit this 4 weeks later; Rakhine states problems spreading far enough to cause some panic in Yangon. After the ruling junta clocked the financial benefits of tourism and squeezed the borders open, Suu Kyi immediately stood up and discouraged tourism, for exactly the reason the government wanted more; money in the coffers. Eventually she conceded a little but warned that responsible tourism was necessary to avoid filling the military's armouries any further. The government does take a cut of nearly everything, but the general (no pun intended) rule of thumb seems to be, the simpler you live, the less they receive. So buying street food for example would involve a 0 government cut, but eating at a flashy hotel is a different story. The reason for the prices I think is the immaturity of the tourist industry here. Basically at the moment it is seen as OK to fleece tourists. The high priced hotels are either owned by or are very close to members of the junta, so they offer the biggest cut to the military.<br />
Our hostel in Yangon, Mother Land Inn 2, is a very sociable little guesthouse, mainly because we are a real little pocket of foreigners in a not-so-nice neighbourhood, so evenings everyone converges here. We noticed in contrast to Thailand, all the service/restaurant staff were boys, not girls. This proved itself the next day too when wandering about town. It's the most foreigner contact Bob and me have had. Before long, another couple of girls stopped by, one was a western botanist studying in Chiang Mai and Lucy who who had just been on a longer tour, through India and the like. She told us of how she went to an Ashram for a retreat, belonging to Amma, the hugging mother. She was there for three days and started describing it to us as being a little cult-ish and weird, but by the time she was done she conceded it was probably the most interesting thing she had done on her travels! Reiterating my maxim; all experiences are good experiences as long as you can walk in the morning. When everyone drifted off we retired to our non-airconditioned room. It didnt feel too bad, but we woke in the morning drowning in sweat because the room was south facing and on the second floor, a little suntrap. It was upwards of 35 degrees in there. Like sleeping in a tent in the open, once the sun is up, get the f**k out.<br />
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Out of the sauna and into the blissful cold shower/toilet room (you don't mind straddling a toilet to shower after a wake-up like that), a quick included breakfast and we were out to explore the streets of Yangon.<br />
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We knew generally where we wanted to go, but the hand-drawn maps scale was misleading and we found after an hour we still werent much closer to what we thought was the centre, Shewadegon Pagoda; the pagoda we saw from the bus the night before. We diverted towards the nearby park for some cool down and green. $2 entry, so we named it $2 Park. Im pretty sure all this goes to the government which is a shame, but it is only $2.. It was worth it though. The park has a small lake and on it was the grandest boat i have ever seen.<br />
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Unfortunately we had to pay more money to get close (less this time, but with a camera charge), more money in the governments pocket. You couldnt actually board it during the day, and at night they used it for pricey traditional dance show and buffet type affairs. Bollocks to that. We sat down for a bite to eat but they took so long to bring our drinks we didn't bother and left.<br />
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We left the park with the intention of visiting two pagodas close by. We skirted the park and took a street called Bogyote Museum road. Sounds grand on the map, but it was nothing of the sort, it was a winding dusty road mostly with 6ft walls on both sides. The walls were to enclose the grand properties in the area, some spotless colonial type buildings, sometimes painted in bright colours. Same same eveywhere, huh? At this point we started to mull the idea of renting a car and driving through Myanmar. We found a second hand Toyota van type effort not long after on the roadside for sale. 137,000km, $20,000 dollars (it took us a long time to figure out the conversion!). I think not. There was a car dealership a little further up the road, and we went in to speak to the owner, who also brought his 10yr old son in to help with some of the translation. He only dealt in new cars so he couldnt help us directly. He gave us the same basic info, that second hand cars were usually half the price of the new ones. We asked about rental and he said best thing to do is ask the hotel, they might also be able to fix a better rate. By this time I was planning in my head what we would need; a decent map (we tried earlier in the day to no avail), possibly a tent, blankets, spare petrol, a dose of luck, a compass and faith in navigator Bob ;)<br />
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Bob had found a little restaurant on the handdrawn map called The Guitar Man, so we hailed a taxi and went for it. The taxi driver got close, got confused and asked a couple who said it had moved. He stopped again a couple of times to ask where the new one was, and before we knew it we were back in the park (paid again!), not 200m from where we were sitting before at the house boat..anyway the menu sucked and we gave up and marched off in search of something to eat. By this time we were sweaty, tired and hungry. We hadnt seen many places to eat apart from the crappy places in the park, not even alot of street food. We hailed a taxi and he took us to the big pagoda we had been aiming for originally. He dropped us high up; the pagoda sits on a hill with four entrances; grand roofed decorative staircases with murals and massive golden pillars, filled with trinket shops, the first we had seen. At the bottom we could see the ubiquitous umbrellas of street vendors so we set off in search of grub. We came off the main drag and walked for a little bit, and although I know it's not true, it seemed like no foreigner had been here before..the stares were everywhere! Again proving you only need to come a tiny bit off the main drag and it feels like you are in a different town. We sat down on little brightly coloured kiddie stools on the street where a woman had a big pot of soup cooking. The restaurant was full of older woman, and we got a smile from each of them, they were laughing too, this obviously being something of a spectacle, these two big foreigners hunched on these tiny stools, slurping soup. We have since got used to it :)<br />
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It was deeeelicious, some of the best food I've had in Asia so far. Not spicy and aromatic like Thai, but wholesome and hearty. The men sitting all around were watching us too, and it occured to me perhaps we had sat down at an old wifeys restaurant, anyway it was funny.The next part wasn't so funny. We re-entered the drag up to the pagoda. I had just bought a little bag of lemonade for me and Bob to share. We were immediately accosted by two kids who thrust plastic bags into our hands (shoes are forbidden in the temple), saying shoe bags! shoe bags! They then accompanied us on our walk to the temple. I offered the wee guy some of my lemonade and he took the bag, enjoyed it but never gave it back. Fair enough. They didn't leave us and as we got to the foot of the stairs the mood changed, and the wee boy started saying plastic money! plastic money! I guess the really small denominations are plastic. Knowing Bob had the money and there was only 1000 khat ($1) bills, I said sorry, no money.He was insistent, but so was I. By this point a couple of adults had chimed in plastic money, plastic money, and a flower lady was thrusting massive flowers under my nose, saying pagoda flower! pagoda flower! She wouldn't take no for an answer either. But, I stuck to my guns, at this point I saw Bob handing the little bag girl 1000khat and asking for change...we never saw her again. It also didn't help me. Eventually, with my hand on my shoes to make sure he didnt scarper with them, the little boy ripped the bag from around shoes and stormed off. Fuck you pal. I was pissed off, but it got worse. We got to the top of the steps and there was a shoe deposit area. I turned to show the woman my shoes were safely in the backpack but she said no shoes in the temple area. We gave our shoes and she said "Shoe money donation please". I said sorry I have only have big notes, i will give you donation after. She said "no, now". I thought, well its not a bloody donation then. We changed a note and gave her 500 khat. We thought this was a safe amount to prevent our shoes being "lost" or gobbed in. I wasn't best pleased though.<br />
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Monks meditating and sitting about talking to tourists, boy monks with their bright pink robes, and just a general bustle, but calm atmosphere. The massive glittering pagoda (150 feet or so) is impressive alone but the terrace went all around the pagoda, filled with non-stop temples, shrines and statues. The love for Buddha was unmistakable.<br />
We headed home after, pumped and sweaty. Rhianna joined us again, and the driving idea was still in my head, so I asked to see her lonely planet. By this time I was starting slightly to regret the stubborn decision at Bangkok airport to not get the lonely planet for Myanmar. Rhianna's lonely planet revealed a key point; driving in Myanmar is only possible with a driver or a local accompanying at all times. Expenses up, freedom down, fuck that plan. At the same time a new plan started to emerge. I probably hadn't done enough research into Myanmar and had really only heard about the big four; Mandalay, Bagan, Lake Inle and Yangon. Everything is massive distances to the north by flaky public transport. Yangon fair enough, its the only realistic gateway to the country. On top of that we had only heard the other tourists in the guesthouse talking about exactly these places. Bus times this, train times that bla bla. Same conversation over and over. Its going on around me again as I write this. My stubborness, our desire to go off the beaten track a little, combined with our love of nature, not-so-much-love of cities and too many foreigners doing the same thing (Mandalay is not the Shangri-La many people think, I fear), we decided to go to the less explored south instead; mountains, trekking and beaches. Plan formed. We would head to tiny Kinpun at the base of Mt Kyaiktiyo, home of the Golden Rock. After that, although not cast in stone, probably Mawlamyine or Hpa-an, where beaches, caves and ferry rides on the Irrawaddy await. The walk to the Golden Rock is a pilgrimage and is four to six hours up a mountain in the blaaazing sun.<br />
By this point me and Bob were sitting by ourselves and I was thinking we really need a lonely planet. I knew that there was a departure from the guesthouse to the airport about 10pm every night so I put a notice up on the board asking for lonely planet donations, and kept an eagle eye out for people leaving. A little later, I went to reception and asked them to point leaving guests towards me and Bob. She said they had a spare copy and gave it to me. Score! Lucy joined us for a while and said she had met an English guy walking through Yangon and had decided to travel on to Bagan, the classic next stop, together the next morning. We yapped for a bit then helped her back-up her photographs and she went off to bed. She told us she had booked for the next night but as she was leaving we could maybe have her room, because the hotel was booked out, meaning we would have to search around for new digs the next day, as our plan had only just blossomed and it was too late to put it into action. Turns out she only had a dorm bed booked, but another one came up the net morning, so me and Bob were destined to get out the sweatbox the following night and into something hopefully cooler. Rhianna was also about for a bit and we gave her her lonely planet back and said our thanks and goodbyes, she was meeting up with her 20 day 3000 Euro Belgian tour group the next day. Bob said she reminded him of the receptionist from the american version of "The Office". After that, it was back to the sweatbox for a sauna, Trailer Park Boys and sleep!<br />
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The heat leaving us no choice, we were up at 9:30. The first thing we did was try to use the flaky internet. As soon as we sat down, there was another powercut, although for some strange reason Bobs PC didnt go off. Mine did. I left him to it and managed to squeeze a quick email in to Katie after, before one of the receptionists arrived and announced the internet connection was dead, come back later. Myanmar life.<br />
By this time it was almost midday and we were soaked in sweat again mainly just from moving our stuff from the sweatbox to the dorm, which thankfully, was a lot cooler. We considered going to one of the expensive hotels to use their pool to cool down. But we thought better of cooling down before exploration and set off into Yangon once more. We had thought the Shewadega Pagoda was the centre of town but the lonely planet told us otherwise. We headed for the centre and traced a rough path of a tour around the main city buildings. The Shua Pagoda, the City Hall, a Big Ben lookalike and a few other impressive governmental buildings, all in the old colonial British style, alot of them with massive Grecian-style columns outside.<br />
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Along the way we encountered what the Burmese refer to as the open-air library, booksellers lining the streets with some of the most random book selections I have seen.<br />
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Some very old English volumes on engineering, some Burmese books, some Burmese history, some English language teaching, all sorts! I bought George Orwells Burmese Days, perhaps the most famous english language book about Burma. As with alot of the books there it was a (good) photocopy. There were plenty of people just sitting about reading, I guess thats where the name came from.<br />
We tried to walk along the river, but a wall separated us from a view, and beyond only seemed to be port and industry, so we gave up.<br />
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We walked past a police building that had 3 or 4 vans parked outside, with the riot shields hanging on the vans. They were battered and well used. I couldnt take a picture without it being obvious, so considering the circumstances, I didn't. Damn.<br />
We found a restaurant down a narrow, high sidestreet that was recommended by lonely planet as the best burmese restaurant in Yangon.<br />
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We walked in, a basic, clean restaurant and were ushered to the back where all the curries and veg were on display. This was definetly more Indian inspired cuisine. We chose a curry each (I had mutton, lovely) and pointed at a couple of different veggies. They put a big plate of garnishes on the table for us, a la street food, brought us two plates of soup, rice and then our dishes and vegetables. I stuffed myself good n proper. It wasnt the cheapest at $7 for both of us, but it was delicious and there was loads.<br />
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We walked through a long tightly packed open-air fruit market, with lots of readied pink grapefruit and apples on sale, to reach Bogyoke market. Ive seen a few markets in Thailand already, but this was the best market I've been to so far. Bob has just informed me we didnt even see half of it, there are over 2000 "shops" in it. There was a small art gallery (Tai Win) on the upper floor and every single painting in it was vibrant, colourful and just amazing. If I ever settle down, I will return here, buy the bloody lot and decorate my house with them. Chiang Mai is famed for its artisans and handicrafts, but I saw nothing there to rival this. On top of that the womens clothes were similarly the most vibrant colours and designs I have ever seen.<br />
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It was a female shoppers paradise. Bob and me kept seeing Katie everywhere :) I didn't take a lot of pictures because I think its rude to take pictures of someone unawares and equally of their wares, and the few times I've asked they usually say no...so you just have to take my word for it, or go!<br />
Bob just showed me an article in the lonely planet talking about the censorship in Myanmar. One artist released a song called "Everythings Going To Be Good", and the censors forced him to change it to "Everything's Good", hahaha. The biggest rock band in Myanmar, Iron Cross, released a song called "Very Wild Wind", and the censors forced them to call it "Breeze". Mahahahahhaha. Myanmar is the second most corrupt country in the world, after Somalia.<br />
After Bogyoke we returned home and booked our bus and accommodation for Kinpun. We settled down outside the hostel, me to write this and Bob to read the lonely planet. There was tables of foreigners to our left and right. They were annoying me as this was our third night, and the conversation was starting to grate. Everybody starts in Yangon, and goes to same the places already mentioned, and as the faces changed every night the same conversation would start anew every night, like an endless tape loop. Meeeh. Anyway we just kept our heads down and eventually the loudest filtered off which brought a quiet German couple to our table. They were drawing to the end of 14 months of worldwide travel and they had a slightly shell-shocked look about them. I'm not sure if it was the preceding 14 months that caused it, or the thought of going home! They were heading back to the cold of Dresden via the supercold of Moscow. Just as they left and me and Bob were heading to bed, the group to the other side of us started talking to us, so we sat down with them and had a beer. A Belgian couple, an Ozzie and a French lad. They were all in the early stages of pishdom so we pulled up stools and yapped away. We drank the hostel dry, so one of the boys went to the shop just down the road. One trip later we had drunk the shop dry too. Bob went to bed at this point, in preparation for travelling tomorrow. It was too late for me, self-control was gone, I figured i could sleep on the bus, and I could feel the drunken politics conversation coming on. Which it did, until an hour later we all agreed to disagree, and went to bed.Scot MacLarenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05624608897364762198noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8282341646603362858.post-82404086345095711632012-10-01T06:36:00.000-07:002012-10-26T07:01:07.339-07:00Something Different<h2>
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This blog is best <i>not </i>viewed on a mobile. You're going to lose all the hi-resolution glory of it. When you have done the sensible thing and are viewing it on a PC you can also click on the pictures to make them larger. I have put just a small amount of the photos we took on here. To see all of them, <a href="https://picasaweb.google.com/100557579113274835159/JungleNorthThailand?authuser=0&feat=directlink" target="_blank">click here</a>.<br />
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Through the excellent and highly recommended Something Different Tours in Chiang Mai, Bob and I booked a 4 day 3 night jungle trek around the Mae Chaem district, Doi Inthanon National Park. We didn't know exactly what to expect, we only knew that the tour promise is "if you see any other foreigners during the tour, we will refund your money". They also came highly recommended on TripAdvisor (not always a good thing!). We went to visit the guys at their "office", and after a short conversation we decided this was the tour for us. This is that story..<br />
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We were picked up by Ken and Ware (pronounced Way) in front of our hotel at sensible o'clock in their big silver 4x4. Ken was chatty and started talking about all sorts, like how we shouldnt piss in the river at the waterfall, coz the water goes straight to the villages. Ware was driving, and we found out Ware was to be our guide for the tour, along with two others. Ken had previous engagements.<br />
We stopped off outside of Chiang Mai at a local market. There was things here you dont see in the city market, like deep fried chicken heads. Deep-fried Mars Bars are for girls. We decided to buy some local baccy and the necessary accessories (more on this later), and bought a couple of half bottles of the Thai rum Sangsom. Ware stocked up on food for the journey, he came back with bags and bags of stuff. <span style="text-align: center;">We sat around yapping and eating mangosteen and smokin for a bit, then we were on our way again. The view was great, rolling hills of paddy field and jungle.</span><br />
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The road quality deteriorated gradually until it was a steep, red, muddy, deeply scarred surface. Ware had to kick in the 4x4 a few times, a two wheel drive would never have made it. A moped however, would have. We saw plenty of moped drivers later on crazy roads zigzagging between potholes and rocks and making it up seemingly impossible slopes.<br />
We stopped at a view point along the way because Ken wanted us to do a couple of publicity shots with him. The shots didnt turn out so well, the camera was set up all wrong, doh.<br />
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Eventually Ken said "here" and stopped the car, pretty much in the middle of nowhere. I thought "what's here?". Two men appeared and they were introduced as our guides. They came from the Karen tribe, and we would be staying at their village in two nights time. They were Mr Pao and Mr Tubl. Mr Tubl was the older of a two and was a medicine man. Mr Pao was a hunter. Unusually, there was no hanging about or smoking involved here, we were on our way straight away. I didnt even change into my wellies as the road seemed ok. It didnt take long until we were off the road however and I was quickly decked out in red, knee high, lace-up rubber :) How them jungle ladies managed to control themselves I will never know.<br />
Mr Pao took the lead and set off at a cracking pace. The landscape was beautiful, paddy fields and corn fields, all open. It was easy going for the first half hour. That was pretty much the first and last time the going would be easy :)<br />
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We came upon a little shelter and a bunch of people sitting sorting through branches. They were Karen people, and they were strippin a black and white powdery fungus off of branches to be made in glue production. 100 baht for a kilo was the going rate we were told (£2).<br />
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There must have been 8 people involved at least, not sure how long it takes them to get that kilo, but split between 8?...Ware told us the Karen basics; "Omanchapur" for hello and "Tubel" for thankyou. These would remain the only Karen words i would remember, although I did learn some more along the way. Oh, "Pa" means lets go (its "Pai" in Thai). The fungus collectors wanted to talk but we had no direct means. They were all smiles, I forgot to ask if they had met foreigners before but i think not or very few. Few foreigners come out this way.<br />
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We went on our way in our wellies a short walk in the open to an outpost hut, where Ware and the guides prepared a lunch of sesame chicken from the market, mangosteen and sticky rice. Lunch was prepared on a banana leaf as would turn out to be the norm throughout the trip - jungle kitchen. <br />
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In the meantime we watched Mr Tubl prepare a cheroot - jungle smoking. Cheroot is tobacco mixed with dried tamarind skins rolled in dried or semi dried banana leaf. Tamarind skin flakes take the edge off the baccy and makes for a perfect smooth smoke. We never managed to match the rolling skills of the guides, they rolled without spit. Actually at the time of writing Bobs are getting better, mine still suck.<br />
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We also tried the local crystal clear moonshine whisky for the first time - jungle drinking. Wares village was famous in the region for the best whisky, with good reason, it was looovely. We had 3 or 4 shots; they say for "power"..<br />
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The canopy started to close in and it really started to feel like we were in the jungle.Bob had his first of many cobweb moments, went for a leak, walked through a web and the spider was still hanging from his arm. We noticed in time that certain cobwebs the guides would miss because of their height, so whoever was first in line from me and bob would get the bugger in the face. Jungle law!<br />
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Wae told us about the custom that the oldest gets the whisky first and the cup gets passed around in order of age. The Thai (and Karen) are very respectful of their elders. When clinking glasses the younger man clinks his glass to the bottom of the glass the older man. We had no glasses here, but with bamboo cups the point is the same..<br />
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The terrain was now reasonably thick jungle, as it would remain for the whole trip apart from the villages.We walked for about another 45 mins until we got to quite a dark dank spot by the river, where Ware said we were going to set up camp. Bob n me plonked ourselves down and smoked and drank a bit more..before and after everything we did there was always a shot of whisky or two involved..but we werent drunk. That came later ;)<br />
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Ware and the guides started clearing the undergrowth to make a nice spot and put banana leaves down for our dining/sitting room. We saw the biggest fattest spider of the trip on one of the banana leaves. The guides then started building a rain shelter out of tarp and branches and bamboo (of course). It was up in no time. The guides then set about fashioning cooking utensils out of bamboo; a long cooking pot, rice cooker, spoons, coffee cups, chopping board.<br />
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Ware set up the jungle kitchen on banana leaves with the plethora of ingredients he had bought at the market. They also put up our tent. Dinner was a long time in the making, so once the food was cooking we all sat about and set about the whisky. This was our first chance to "talk" to the guides; some sign language, some translation from Ware when he wasnt cooking and otherwise just muddling through.<br />
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Mr Tubl was happy enough by this point to adopt me and bob as his honorary brothers, which he kept repeating throughout the night. It was dark by this point and Mr Pao the hunter disappeared into the river next to camp and came back with a frog. As with almost eveything breathing we found in the jungle, this was promptly killed my smacking its head off a post and stuck on the barbie..</div>
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first proper jungle food coming up. We learned more about the guides at this point, that Mr Tubl specialised in collecting herbs form the jungle to treat just about every ailment including anti-cancer. Most of his herbs or recipes seemed to be for virility, and this was proven by the fact he had 6 kids, and we were assured by Ware, he was still very capable of the boom boom. He's 59 :) He picked a plant earlier that day which he assured us made nice "viagra tea". Kinda useless in our situation but hey. The frog was the first food ready, Bob and I had a leg, and Mr Tubl offered bob the head and body, which bob promptly gobbled up. Frog tastes like fishy chicken, its pretty good. Mr Tubl asked us if we had families (as lots of tribespeople did) and if we had rice in Scotland. He was a rice farmer too, and we later walked along the irrigation canal that he had dug to his village from a makeshift dam in the stream/river. The canal was about 3 foot wide and deep and about a mile long. He didnt use no JCB either. </div>
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Cant remember exactly what it tasted like but it was nice and earthy. After a bit more gabbing, laughing, smoking and whisky (by this point we were all fairly well on) Mr Pao disappeared and this time came back with a handful of frogs, all almost as long as his hand, and one almost as fat because she was heavily pregnant. They put them in a plastic bag..alive. </div>
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Ware then said it was frog hunting time for us. Mr Tubl was pished by this time and curled up beside the fire. The rest of us headed to the nearby stream by headtorch light and i got lucky at the the riverside before we had started proper and a frog jumped past me, i bent down, picked him up and my frog hunting was an instant surprise success! </div>
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i was grinning like a drunken frog hunter. We then waded into the stream which was steep, moved up in small steps like mini waterfalls. It was dark, slippery, sometimes unexpectedly deep and we were drunk. Bob almost got his paws on one but it escaped his grasp. We fumbled our way up the river and gave up 20 mins later, maybe the big splashing falangs was too much of a giveaway for the frogs.</div>
Back to camp for a bit more of the same, and then Ware and Mr Pao boiled up the root of the aforementioned viagra plant to make tea. It was one of the nicest things I have ever drank, I thought it tasted of honey and Bob of biscuits, so yum yum. Sure enough I awoke later at 3am feeling the, ahem, effects!Mr Tubl was drunk so Ware set up a tent for him too and we all slowly clambered off to bed. Ware and Mr Pao sat up a bit longer, catching up on old times. The sleep wasn't bad, the river was loud but probably helped to drown out other noises, and as with every camping trip a midsleep pee was required which meant getting fully dressed against the bugs, wellies n all. Overall there wasnt as many bugs as i thought, although you could always see a bug close by of one type or another.<br />
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Mr Pao came back and we headed off to the nearby waterfall where we washed our faces and the guides drank. We were advised not to, but this policy didnt last. Before long we were drinking river water too. We washed using leaves as a washbowl and I shaved Bob with a machete, Crocodile Dundee style. Ok, it was just a pose for a photo.<br />
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We headed off to another much bigger waterfall and on the way Mr Pao (and the rest of us) spotted big wild boar tracks running right down our trail. We sped up with Mr Pao hoping to glimpse the beast. Was a little tense at this point, as they are dangerous bloody animals! On the way we found a burrow about 50cm across and Mr Pao confirmed there was something in it but too deep to get to. They warned us not to get too close as it was also a dangerous animal, unfortunately we never found out what it was in English. We found another slightly smaller burrow a bit further on, from the same type of animal. The wild pig trails disappeared off to the side and Mr Pao gave up the chase (he phoned his buddy later that night to tell him the location, in case he wanted a crack at it). After another steep hour we reached the a bigger waterfall where we took a long break. Waterfall in Thai is "Nam Tok", which is also one of Bob and my favourite dishes. Yummy. The guides headed down to the bottom of it to prepare lunch. Due to the wood being wet this took a long time. Bob and me waded about and took pictures, smoked, looked at butterflies and the full-on jungle view and tried to dry our clothes out a bit.<br />
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Everything was damp or wet by this point and it had been getting cooler, but the sun was out now and a nice spray and wind off the waterfall made for a chilled out hour.<br />
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Mr Pao left us to go to the village and buy pork for dinner before the "shop" shut. We set off and reached another clearing at the old ranger station where Mr Tubl had worked previously. He showed us the 4 trees he planted 20 years ago. The ranger station is long gone due to a lack of money. The whole time we were trekking we were in Doi Ithanon National Park (maybe apart from the first day), which is protected and no hunting is allowed. Thailand is rife with poachers. This is a bit of a kick in the stones for the Karen people who live in and off the park. So they do it anyway, sleeping in trees at night to avoid the rangers. If they get a big kill they transport it and eat it as discreetly as possible. I think this is fair enough, poaching is about killing and selling, these guys are living off the land. The penalties for being caught are harsh.<br />
In the clearing it started to pish down so the camera got packed up and Mr Tubl stayed in the clearing, him and our bags covered by plastic sheets. Bob, Ware and I set up a narrow, slippery, steep drop to one side, ground crumbling beneath our feet, kinda trail. There was a blue pipe running up the side that transported water down to the village where we would be staying that night. It was pishin doon and it was a hairy climb, and when we got to the top we had to cross the top of the waterfall. It was a one foot wrong certain death kinda scenario, as we were crossing a small underwater dam in fast moving water, if the water had caught one of us, it wouldnt have been pretty. We clambered across as a team, hands and feet n all. We admired the view for a bit. Ware said it was a good spot to bring the ladies :) bloody long way I say! Whats wrong with a couple of vodkas and a bag of chips? Anyway, we headed back down to find Mr Tubl asleep under his sheet. The rain had stopped by now, and we headed off towards the Karen village.<br />
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Drenched like we had been swimming, we followed Mr Tubl's irrigation canal to the village. I had a shot with the machete chopping away undergrowth that had grown across the trail. Felt like Indiana Jones. From the clearing to the village took us two hours, this used to be Mr Tubls way to work every day, and he claimed he could do it in half an hour. However in our experience, estimated times about anything from the guides could safely be doubled! Jungle time. Coming into the village me and Bob had been pondering what our digs for tonight would be like. When we saw the first outpost we thought, is that a Karen house? Then coming into the village we saw a brick building with a modern roof. Whoah, I thought, thats way more than I expected. It was however, the last such building we saw. We arrived at Mr Tubls house (hut) to find Mr Paos girlfriend, their son Mateo and Mrs Tubl waiting for us. Mrs Tubl couldnt speak Thai, only Karen, so politics and philosophy was off the conversational menu. This was my favourite part of the trip (adrenaline moments excluded) because of the pure simplicity of where we were. They had nooothing. Not even four walls (about 2.5). Mr Pao had a gun for hunting,<br />
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We all sat in the half darkness..me n Bob adjusting to this slightly surreal but amazing situation. We sat with the men, drank whisky and smoked while the women sat with Mateo in the opposite corner. We communicated as usual with smiles and gestures, laughed with Mr Tubl who was always making funny faces. Ware cooked again. We had an appetiser which was a full meal. I played peekaboo with Mateo and showed him the pictures of the bugs I had taken on the camera, learning the Karen words for them with him that his mum said. Ive forgotten them all now, although I remember the word for butterfly was particularly nice, as it should be. Mateo ended up sharing his crisps with us,he was a cool happy kid, 2 years old. Kids are always a great icebreaker. We read somewhere to not bring money in these scenarios, bring toys for the kids. If we had known...The pictures from the camera and pulling faces was the best we could do! After the appetiser we were full but the cooking continued, luckily the next meal was shared so we could just pick at it. I convinced Mr Tubl to try to show us how to properly roll a cheroot..he got the message and tried to teach us..<br />
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For a while after the jungle we both preferred smoking cheroots to cigarettes, and for some reason despite having no filter they feel much better on the chest. They are also good against mozzies because of the smoke and the smell of your sweat. Our first two nights in the jungle were reasonably mozzie free, nowhere near as bad as i expected. Mr Tubl went to bed after dinner, and we sat about for a bit. Mr Pao told us a story about how he had been shot in the face by another hunter, who had mistaken him for a wild pig, because he had been on his hands and knees on a wild pig trail, hunting wild pig! It was only about ten feet away, one piece of shot grazed his cheek giving him a scar and he got shot up both nostrils...luckily the shot wedged itself in his nose and didnt reach his brain...or maybe it wasnt luck. Mr Pao showed us his chest and back tattoos and explained they were for protection. the one on his back was done by nine separate people with sharp bamboo and ink.<br />
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Hes also got a "swastika" on both ankles, as you probably know an ancient buddhist symbol for something that I can't remember, before the Nazis adopted it.<br />
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Mr Pao was in no doubt that he survived because of his protective tattoos. And you don't argue about witchcraft with a hunter with a gun sitting in his house in the middle of the jungle..<br />
Ware and Mr Pao found an infestation of ants near to where we would sleeping and decided to put up the tent in the hut for us. The hut was split in to two parts (no dividing wall), one lower floor section and one about a foot higher where we would be sleeping. Mr Pao said he was a fan of tents although he didnt own one. He wanted one for taking his family to camp in the jungle, and maybe for hunting too. Bedtime. They stuffed the tent full of mattresses and pillows that although smelling faintly of pish (or damp?) gave us a five star camping sleep.<br />
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We gave them some money to say thanks. We cleared up and headed on down the village, meeting various smiling village locals along the way.<br />
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There was also a place for the kids from the other villages who came to school here to stay overnight. There was a church in the village as the Karen people are Christian, I guess as the result of their Burmese roots and Burma being an ex-British colony. We prayed before dinner with Mr Tubl on the first two nights, him doing the prayer in Karen me n bob only knowing when he was done when we heard Amen :) We also prayed the first night when we camped in the jungle, as he insisted he wanted to pray for our protection in the jungle. I havent prayed in years, it was very surreal, praying in the dark in the jungles of North Thailand! On the edge of the village was their new rice-threshing machine which we could hear churning away. Slowly, slowly, the 20th century is finding its way here. The local councillors house was quite a grand affair with decorative architecture and nice wood. The air smelt suddenly of corruption.We left the village following the road to Wares grandpas village. Ware said the walk was only about 1 hour. So i figured with at least two hours. Ware showed Bob how to blow bubbles using the stalk of a plant.<br />
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We bumped into a woman on the outskirts of the village we had just stayed in. She said something to Ware and he was instantly excited. She produced a plastic bag of 6 live Hercules beetles.<br />
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Ware and her talked for a bit and he bought the lot for 30 Baht. One in the city would cost 50 Baht, he told us. What did he buy them for, I hear you cry? Two reasons: The Karen and Thai use them for fighting. They select the best ones, feed them up on sugar cane to get them strong, and then use them at village fetes, sometimes gambling on them, sometimes just for fun. The second reason: eating of course. Ware promised he would make some beetle stew with chilli later on...mmmmm, can't wait.<br />
He stowed the lot in his pocket, and we carried on, trying wild fruits along the way, as always.<br />
Ware called the truck due to pick us up and asked it to meet us on the road to save time. We had walked for just less than an hour when the pickup truck turned up with our rubber tubes in the back, all set for our afternoon of tubing. Our jungle hiking was officially over! We made ourselves comfy on the tubes and drove about twenty minutes to the village, so as predicted, the time estimations were a little out.<br />
We arrived in the village at Ware grandpas house who was sittin outside with Wares two mates. He was weaving bamboo baskets. In the garden was a indian looking cow, chickens and dogs. His Grandpa made us load up on bananas and then we took our leave with Wares two mates in tow.<br />
Lunch was at a roadside restaurant (the only kind in Thailand?!) where we had pomello fruit, pork glass noodle soup, spicy Thai salad and Bob had some pork scratchings the tubtub. We were with Wae and his mates. There may have been a little whisky in there too.. Waes shy mate decided at this point he was coming tubing, so there was now going to be 5 of us for tubing.<br />
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It was a nice change from the sweaty trekking, we saw some locals fishing and a couple of kingfishers flying about. Bob ate more pork scratchings the fatty. After a chilled float we stopped off at a little bank with an impressive cliff. There used to be a cave but the high water sealed it off. We spotted a bamboo cane wedged between two outcrops thirty meters up the cliff and Ware cracked out his slingshot and we all tried to hit it, we started off betting but by the time anybody hit it the stakes were so high no money exchanged hands.<br />
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There were a few guys kicking about tending to a peanut seedling farm they had going on, dogs and goats. As soon as we arrived we were given hot sweetcorn off the fire. We were soaked to the bone so we changed into dry gear and made ourselves comfy by the fire. There was a grizzled old fella of 75 there who I thought was a woman because of the towel on his head.<br />
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and drying and admiring the scenery and then somebody noticed the rainclouds coming up fast behind us.<br />
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We drove to Mr. Nats mums village and stopped off at roadside restaurant for dinner. This was the most civilzation we had seen in three days, there was electricity and shops! It was beginning to feel a bit less like jungle. They also had cold beer! We cracked out the beers and drank thai and dark chinese herbal whisky, a bit like Appenzeller. In other words, minging. We were all getting quite merry, there was the usual culinary surprise this time it was fried, er, chicks.. Bob had one and said the body tasted like corn, so I just did the sensible thing and ate the head off one.<br />
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Ware woke us for breakfast as per usual. During our toast and jam, Wares dad turned up and invited us to his pond where he kept catfish. 7000 of them. We hopped on to the mopeds and drove a short distance to the side of a cornfield. I couldnt see a path going anywhere or any sign of a pond but I had foolishy forgotten about Jungle Law, and we went right into the cornfield.<br />
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The whisky came out (11am), and Wares dad made sure the rounds were regular. I could tell today may become hazy.. We drank and ate and this meal was to prove to be the most challenging food we had eaten the whole trip. Ware chopped up some water buffalo and water buffalo intestines and started seasoning it with onion, lemongrass and all manner of spices. There was one small bag of brown liquid he was adding to the concoction and I asked Ware what it was. He said it was the undigested contents of a buffalos stomach. Buffalo shit, basically. Glad I asked. And then to top it all off, it became apparent Ware had no intention of cooking the dish..we were going to chomp this one raw. Which we did after a deep breath, and it was pretty good :)<br />
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We stayed for a a while 2 or 3 hours drinking and eating and listening to english speaking music on Kens mobile. Our integration back into civilization was almost complete. Wares dad was a very smily dude and talked with a voice that reminded me of David Attenborough, very gentle. He was also one of the few people who would talk to me and Bob apparently oblivious that we didnt understand a word, and would launch into short monologues. Ware translated bits but most if it sounded like a Thai natural history documentary to me!<br />
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We piled into Kens 4x4, we still had a waterfall and a temple to visit today.<br />
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This was however Something Different Tours, and as always the itinerary was not cast in stone, the inpromptu visit to the pond being todays first example. Our first stop was Kens mums house for a quick hello (check out the Tshirt).<br />
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After that we visited Wares mum and weren't there for long either.<br />
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After that we visited the whisky lady. The moonshine we had been drinkin for the last three days had found a place in our hearts so we stocked up with 2.5 litres or so. The lady scooped it from a plastic bin into our emptied water bottles. I still sniff any bottle I take from my fridge now before taking a swig. We got back in the car and started to Doi Inthanon.<br />
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By this time me and Bob were pretty drunk and we both passed out in the car. When we got to the temple about an hour later, it was like something out of a movie. Two large temples sitting atop a hill shrouded in mist, it was quite a surreal moment.<br />
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We went inside the biggest one, the kings temple, and it was different to most temples we have seen so far (admittedly not many) in that it was quite sparse, it was round and domed inside, and the walls had stone relief carvings of the Buddhas life. It was my favourite temple so far. We didnt hang about for too long because me and bob were still knackered. We got back into the car and drove to the biggest waterfall in the region, 180m high. The spray was like nothing else I've experienced, we were 50m from the waterfall and we were soaked through.<br />
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Our adventure was almost officially over, all that remained was to get to Chiang Mai.<br />
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Which we did, singing pop songs from overseas in the airconditioned 4x4 on the electrically lit, tarmaced highway.<br />
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Impressed by and grateful to all the people we met, Bob and I decided to help a couple of those we had met. Mr Pao talked about his dream of having a tent so he could take his family camping in the jungle. the next day we met Ware and went and bought Mr. Pao a tent and a long-sleeved tshirt for his wee boy as winter is rolling in. Ware had also talked about his dream to do a diving course in South Thailand. He has only been to South Thailand once. So Bob and I instead of offering him a monetary tip offered to take him to Kho Tao to do his PADI licence. We hope we will find the right moment for it. For good measure, we went out that night with Ware and his friend and got royally drunk to celebrate, well, everything :)Scot MacLarenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05624608897364762198noreply@blogger.com1